DragonMud's Fifth Anniversary/Siege log


This is STAR'S log. When you read "You say ", it is Star speaking. (Bedo has, however, done some minor spelling corrections...)


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		CHATTER OCCURS WHILE THE TOWNSPEOPLE WAIT
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Lorrick likes kissing butt!! "How you think i got to the position i am today!! 
Hawk-Royal yells "ANARCHY IS FUN :)"
Randall says "equality is boring"
Mr.Pinky says "CHASO BREEDS RATS WITH HANDS"
Samia nods "That is the key!
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
Lorrick takes offense, pinky!
Deinos invites Lorky to Houston... ;)
Melkir says "CHAOS WILL BRNIG DOWN THIS ENTIRE WORLD!"
Druid hmms at Gus.  "It doesn't?"
Samia says "In this country the only way to advance is by kissing butt!"
Caern says "VIVE LA REPULIQUE!"
Samia says "That is unfair!"
Angel says "Lorrick, you DON"T HAVE A POSITION!!! *winks* at least..not
     here..."
Randall says "chaos for dragon"
Wysceroth waves to everyone
You say "That's not True, Samia!"
Caern says "Um, VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!"
Gustavef says "Some places but not all place...Now Cute and talented...thats
     different"
shadi says "and who, stands at the top of the hierarchy???"
Mr.Pinky gives lorrick the evil eye
Hawk-Royal yells "VIVE LA REPULIQUE"
Alyssa LOL at Angel!

14 minutes..

Druid says "I agree with Samia.  We need a cuter butt in office."
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
wapini thinks Newt does.
Lorrick pokles alyssa
shadi says "those dupes closest to the dragon!!!"
Sherlock says "The Rebels should be shot!To log anything is ILLEGAL!"
shadi says "he controls you all!"
Samia says "The EVIL DRAGON!"
Mr.Pinky says "FUDGE IS DOPE"
Star likes Jopsy's butt!
Alyssa offers her butt for cuteness evaluation.
Amethyst wonders why times keep on flashing up on her screen...
Rousseau says "VIVE LE MUD!!!!!"
Melkir says "Cute butt in office....I could handle that.."
Dirk thinks Angel's position is in left field.
shadi says "eeeevil dragon!"
Hellhound says "Gypsy! Gypsy! Gypsy! ... Ooops.. Wrong place.. :)"
OliverJones says "Hmm, a cute butt in office would be good."
Randall says "make it a lowerarchy"
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
Deinos says "No cute butt can make up for those dimples! Jopsy has to stay."
Alyssa spocks Melkir.
wapini knows who's got the cutest butt.
You say "The Revolutionaries will Die - have no DOUBT!"
Sherlock says "Jopsy doesn't control anyone, we are here because we want to be
     here"
Gustavef says "But there are so amny cute butts around here, I can't just pick
     one..I want them all."
Melkir says "Very nice Alyssa, very"
Druid says "Someone in power, please @toad Smokey."
Dandrea may not be here long...line noise is terrible
Hellhound grins.
auliya says "But jopsy has a cute butt, too!"
Angel wants to know if her bum is cute..
Bedouin just /gags Smokey, instead.
Lorrick thinks so!
Alyssa ponders Jopsy's butt dimples.
shadi says "we must prove ourselves as grovelers before we can move up from
     mere mortals!"
Elaine thinks Jopsy is cute. "But I have never seen his butt."
Samia says "THe people shall be free, that is the lesson of history, whether we
     die or not"
Alyssa er, add a , in there
Rhuarc believes that the current social classes do have a far split in power
     between them. However since the classes interact together and that there
     is a reasonable possibility of climbing up through the Aristocracy, the
     system is fair and managable.
shadi laughs
Deinos look at Lorrick. "He's cute, Angel."
Hellhound says "I have to say it! No butts about it! :)"
Druid says "Speaking of Dimplebutts... Heya China!"
Avi says "Angel, you from England?"
Randall says "some folx gravel well, some only boulder"
Melkir thinks he could have picked different words for 'handle' when talking
     about butt :-)
Bedouin um, can speak to Jopsy's butt. (but won't ;-)
Naibu says "88 players"
Smokey says "88 users"
China smacks Druid around a little.
OliverJones says "Ah, but I thought that dragonmud was full of peons w/o
     clients, Bedouin.  you shouldn't abandon them.  @toad smokey!"
Hawk-Royal says "i'll be back"
Bedouin says "Hi, China!"
Foolsbane says "BRB"
You say "We do not grovel here - politeness will get you places - that is the
     way the world SHOULD be!"
Lorrick goes to pout in the grovler's Guild
Naibu giggles at Bedouin.
Druid says "SMOKEY FOR TOAD!"
Mr.Pinky says "hi krissa"
China says "hi, Bedo!"
Smokey says "HEY! NO no no no!"
Samia says "The system is unfair, only the frieds of the current Dragon can
     achieve anything!"
Krissa says "Hiya, Pinky"
Dandrea says "Hi Krissa"
Lorrick trots off to build the Ass-Kisser's Guild.
Druid says "No no, Krissa.  Nothing is happening yet."
Wysceroth waves to Krissa
Rhuarc says "so become his friend"
Sherlock says "89!"
Druid says "We're just discussing cute butts."
Krissa sighs.
Melkir does infact think he MIGHT be able to 'handle' if there was a cute butt
     in offi
Gustavef says "So the freinds of the Next Draong will be in power...your
     points?"
Deinos says "Is making friends with people so abhorrent to you, Samia?"
Dirk wonders if the MUD will blow up at 100.
Randall says "only people who can acheive something are friends of the current
     dragon"
Rhuarc says "12 more to triple digits!"
You say "LISTEN PEOPLE!  WE MUST COME TO SOME DECISION TONIGHT!  WHO WILL RALLY
     WITH ME - KEEP JOPSY HERE!"
shadi laughs at deinos
Krissa snickers.
OliverJones says "Why have a dragon, Gustavef."
Angel STILL wants to know iof her bum is CUTE??
Bedouin assures Dirk that it won't.
Sherlock yells "Jopsy is not a tyrant! We are all HERE because we want to be
     HERE!"
Rousseau thinks Samia has achived quite a lot!
OliverJones says "Power to the people."
Hellhound says "How long?"
Melkir IS WITH STAR
Rhuarc says "Jospy Jospy JOpsy!"
Ozzy says "Samia, that doesn't necessarily mean we have to get rid of the
     dragon; just his/her rules"
Elaine says "I will, Star!"
Angel says "I RALLY WITH STAR!!!"
Druid will rally with Star.  *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
OliverJones says "Besides, if we put NEWT in power, we needn't worry, since
     Newt has no friends."
Amethyst says "I'm with you, Star. :)"
Lorrick rally's with star!
Samia says "The time has come for us to be done with the aristocratic classes!"
Gustavef sips his scotch and wonders where the chocolate went to.
Star walks towards the tree

Rhuarc rally's star
Topher supports Jopsy as Dragon.
Angel yells """"""WHO WILL JIION IN OUR CRUSADE?????""""""""
Elaine says "Sherlock, Jopsy is a CUTE tyrant."
Hawk-Royal yells "I RALLY WITH FOOLSBANE"
Lorrick SINGS SONGS FROM LES Miserables!
Smokey thinks Angel's butt is cute

11 minutes..

You say "THose With me - surround the Tree!"
Smokey will!
Melkir says
     "JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOP
     SY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!
     JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPS
     Y!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOPSY!!JOP"
Deinos stands with Star.
Dandrea says "er where is jopsy?"
Lorrick surrounds the tree!
Sherlock supports Jopsy for Dragon!
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
Bedouin types --> /gag Melkir
Samia says "We must be rid of those who oppress us!!!!"
shadi laughs with lorrick
Melkir smiles
Rhuarc wonders... does Melkir like Jospy?
Hell!!!  Lorrick CLIMBS INTO THE TREE!
Hawk-Royal yells "THOSE WITH ME YELL REPUBLIC"
Amethyst sings, "Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men..."
Angel thanks smokey.."I GOT ONE VOTE FOR A CUTE BUTT!!
OliverJones > They struggle and resist your attempt to roll them out of the
     room.
Bedouin types --> /gag Smokey
auliya cheers Bedo.
wapini is with the right side.
Star gathers her supporters to fight the revolutionaries, were it to come to
     that!
Hawk-Royal yells "REPUBLIC"
Smokey says "QUIT GAGING ME!"
Alyssa eeps and smacks Lorrick! "Hey, your tree fetish has no place here."
Samia says "let us go to their club, the symbol of their desdain for us...."
Smokey says "DAMMIT!"
Czhorat hast arriven!
Dandrea says "Hey CZ"
wapini hugs Cz!
Melkir blinks..
Rhuarc says "hello"
Lorrick shushes alyssa!
Hellhound says "Cz!"
Kyrie says "see you all on the barricades!"
Elaine makes a wish for TinyFugue and the ability to gag Melkir.
Rousseau supports Star!
Rin runs over to the tree.
Smokey goes around the tree
auliya hugs Czhorat hello.
Alyssa cackles.
Gustavef says "Moring CZ,,,Bicky?"
Melkir says "Tree? fetish..?"
Rhuarc says "90!"
Alyssa hugs Cz tightly.
Hawk-Royal rallies for the republic
Smokey says "ewwwww!"
Naibu hugs Cz!
shadi says "czhorat, i know you're a rebel at heart! "
Dandrea says "Hi FB"
Czhorat hugz alyssa back.
Rousseau says "Vive La STAR!"
Foolsbane says "Roark is sleeping, but asked me to bring in his body..."
Lorrick says "CZ!  Join us supporters!"
Smokey says "Wouldn't a tree fetish hurt?"
Czhorat says "supporters of what?"
Rousseau waves to Czhorat
Angel has a tree fettish, LORRICK>>>

You say "JOPSY!"
Melkir doesn't think about it smokey
Hawk-Royal yells "JOIN ME FOR A NEW REPUBLIC"
Foolsbane says "Supporters of the revolution!!!!"
Lorrick says "Naw-- the bark is worse than the bite. ;)"
Foolsbane says "New Republic...yay!"
Milana hugs CZ  and grins.
Foolsbane says "Hi Modesty!"
Birgitte would like to know where Quester stands
Samia says "The time has come to DESTROY THE DIOGENES CLUB"
Smokey knows Melkir thinks about it.
Dirk says "Hiya, Modesty!"
Foolsbane hugs Modesty.
Randall hug smodesty hello
Czhorat says "Milana!"
Gustavef wavies hi to Modesty.
auliya HUGS Modesty muchly!!!
Rousseau says "HI! Roark!"
wapini grins..and hugs Modesty!..long time no see1
Naibu says "The Diogenes Club?"
You say "Join HR for the DOWNFALL of the FUTURE OF DM!"
Dandrea says "Hello modesty"
Alyssa says "Supporters of Jopsy's buttdimples!"
Samia says "Let us all go there AND BURN IT"
Rin HUGS modesty!
Foolsbane says "Up the revolution!"
Lorrick says "Not my club!  I love the diogenses club!"
Topher hugs modesty, quietly.
Ozzy hugs Modesty hello
Hellhound thinks of something with the word 'wood' in it, but quickly clamps
     his mouth shut.. :)
Milana says "Czhorat!"
auliya says "Now there's something I can rally around, Alyssa!"
Caern says "YES! THE DIOGENES CLUB! SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION!"
Czhorat digs a shiny quarter out of his pocket.
Elaine ohs an hugs Modesty close.
Alyssa HUGS Modesty!
Modesty hugs everyone, quietly, all at once, SMOOSH.
Hawk-Royal yells "ALL WHO SUPPORT ME YELL REPUBLIQUE"
Czhorat kisses Milana.
Rhuarc says "91"
Foolsbane says "REPUBLIQUE!"
Caern says "REPUBLIQUE!"
Angel thinks it is time...9:15!!!!
Dandrea says "How many in TS?"
shadi says "republique!!!"
Gustavef says "too many."
Randall says "yes, let's burn the diogenes club, but, um, where are the
     flammables?"
Rin says "8 more minutes..."
Czhorat tosses the quarter high into the air with a flip of his thumb. It
     catches the light brilliantly as it tumbles through space.
Hellhound says "DEMOCRATE!"
Foolsbane grins
Druid mosies over and asks the tree for its opinion.
Druid says "Ah... sadly, the tree is against Jopsy.  It would like to see a
     non-fire breather in office."
Hellhound grins.
Melkir says "Gee...four WHOLE people.."
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Samia says "FRIENDS, LET US GO THE CLUB AND OPEN IT UP FOR ALL OF US!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Bedouin laughs. "That's swell, coming from you, Caern -- a fellow oppressOR."
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Lorrick says "JOPSY!!!!"
Samia says "DOWN WITH THE ARISTOCRACY!"
Naibu imagines H-R as that big bosomy French Liberte' woman in the painting
     with her dress falling off. ;)
Alyssa BONKS Lorrick
OliverJones says "60 in TS"
Rhuarc says "Lorrick, do you like Jopsy?"
Caern says "TO THE DIOGENES CLUB!"
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
Smokey says "JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY! jOpSy! JoPsY!
     jOpSy! JoPsY!"
shadi says "TO THE CLUB, SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION!!!"
wapini blinks at 'Bu!
Alyssa BONKS Smokey!

Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
The coin continues its path. Czhorat deftly catches it on the back of his
     hand and examines it for a moment.
Avi says "Thanks for the flood guys!!"
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Modesty looks at the disarray in disapproval ;-)
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
OliverJones beats on Lorrick and Smokey and Angel.
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Ozzy types --> /gag smokey
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
shadi says "HOW MANY HAVE BEEN THERE?"
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Caern walks east.
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Angel says "JOPSY!!!
Alyssa BONKS Angel
Melkir says "ANYWAYS STOP!"
Smokey says "YESSSSSS!"
Rin giggles at druid and the tree.
You say "Town Square, those who Support Jopsy!  Stand your ground!  Show your
     public support!!!"
Avi yells "stop flooding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Topher hates spam.
Czhorat says "the coin seems to say that I'm for Jopsy..."
Rhuarc stands
Fizzgig says "yell can we have a moment of silence??!?!?!"
Elaine stamps her foot in frustration! "Quit spamming me!"
Melkir types --> /gag all
shadi whispers "good job :)"
Gustavef offers some dark chocolate to Topher.
OliverJones says "These people have to learn how to use their clients.  and I
     mean you, Angel."
Dandrea shakes his eight-ball.
Rousseau waves his hands in the air 
Hawk-Royal says "who is with me"
You whisper "Thanks.  You too!" to shadi.
Alyssa types --> /gag SPAM
wapini has no client..she just has to read fast.
Czhorat says "I'm not, HR. the coin disagreed..sorry."
Hellhound types --> /gag joke
Alyssa wants to support Jopsy's dimples!
Smokey says "Wow, it's quiet"
shadi flips czhorat's coin again!
Rousseau says "Long live dragon! and long live Femme-Dragon!"
OliverJones has had a spam gag since Brigadoon, where grod and chupchups took
     to placing 4k of SPAM in their odrops.

6 more minutes..

shadi says "you're with us !"
Smokey feels much better now!
Dandrea says "Can't HR Fortune Ball said No*V"
Modesty considers having a party in the Treadmill and holing up while the war
     goes on!
You yell "PEOPLE OF DRAGONMUD - HOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR JOPSY IN TOWN SQUARE!"
Foolsbane grins
Czhorat says "no I'm not, Shadi..it's a 2-headed coin."

Ozzy is with Modesty
shadi laughs
Rhuarc says "92"
Modesty says "Who's being pushed as the new Dragon?"
Alyssa says "hear hear, Modesty!"
auliya says "Excellent idea, Modesty."
shadi says "i knew that czhorat :)"
Avi giggles

Foolsbane says "Everyone! Everyone for Dragon!"
Rousseau says "I support Jopsy "

Samia says "Terhe shall be no new Dragon"
Foolsbane says "EVERYONE FOR DRAGON!"
Hawk-Royal yells "IT IS TIME FOR A CHANGE, TIME FOR A REPUBLIC"
Fizzgig yells "Anyone for a _QUIET_ spot of tea?" from The clouds over London.
You say "JOPSY FOR DRAGON!  IF IT AIN'T BROKE - DON'T FIX IT!"
Gustavef says "Did some one say drinks instead of War...I'm in."
Melkir types --> @toad foolsbane =me
Czhorat says "no Dragon?! but this is the realm of the Dragon"
shadi says "YOU, ME, EACH OF US WILL BE FREE"
Randall says "no republic - that's boring"

Amethyst tries to go Fly UP into the clouds.
Bedouin thinks the LEAST ya'll could do, is wait to hear the Dragon abdicate,
     before ya'll go off drinking the TreadMill dry!
Rhuarc says "Jopsinator! Jopsirrino! The Jopsola!"
OliverJones says "But, Star, Jopsy is fixed."
Foolsbane grins at Melkir
Amethyst tries to go Fly UP into the clouds.
KitschKiller says "down iwth democarcay get out the guillotine!!"
Melkir says "There, If i'm dragon I can do that"

5 minutes..

Kyrie says "I need a drink!"
Modesty snickers.
Alyssa laughs!
Gustavef says "Oh fine...."
Druid says "Damn lag."
Dandrea says "I think Samia's right...we wont have a new just good old JOPSY"
Smokey says "47 people in TS"
Naibu needs one!
Rousseau laughs!
Foolsbane says "Good, then Melkir is with us too!"
wapini doesn't think Jopsy is fixed..exactly.
Rhuarc says "93"
Modesty missed the beginning, thought the politics had already begun
Czhorat starts sipping some ale. He's heard the God looks after drunks and
     fools. May as well be both and double his chances.
Melkir says "NOT"
Randall laughs
Modesty thinks the politics HAVE already begun.
Samia says "WE NEED A REPUBLIC"
Gustavef takes out another bottle and passes around to the scotch drinkers.
Foolsbane laughs
Mr.Pinky says "FUDGE is fixed...fudge fudge fudge"
Samia says "where we can all be alike and the same..."
Naibu says "Mal!"
Foolsbane hugs Malacar!
Hawk-Royal yells "WE NEED A REPUBLIC!!!!"
Druid nudges Modesty.  "The plan is simple... at the appropriate time, vote for
     me."
Caern says "Liberte, egalite, fraternite!"
Lorrick needs tylenol.
OliverJones says "62 people in ts."
Bedouin hugs (no, wait -- waves her arms though) Malacar hiya!
Emma hugs Malacar hello.
Randall says "we need an autonomous collective!"
Modesty smiles
Topher doesn't want to be alike with everyone else.

4 more minutes.

Foolsbane says "Liberte, egalite, fraternite, godbit!!!!"
Topher likes being himself.
shadi asks lorrick for one too
wapini grins..
Gambit says "hi guys"
Melkir says "93 people"
Arye wonders who in a REPUBLIC would write the C code?
wapini says "Hi Malacar!"
Kyrie says "Gustavef for Dragon!  For his impeccable taste in alcohol!"
Rhuarc thbtbtbts the Rebels :-)
Samia says "LET"S BE FREE!"
Rousseau says "hi! MALACAR!"
Czhorat takes out a magnum of Chimay Grande Reserve and passes it around to the
     beer snobs.
Malacar is intangible, but smiles at all who hug him.
Foolsbane says "Newt writes C code!!!!"
Naibu perks up.  "Godbits for everyone, Foolsbane?"
Czhorat says "the beer snobs too."
shadi says "just because we're crazy doesn't mean we don't get headaches"
Gustavef says "Well I can cook too."
Lorrick gives shadi a tylenol... even though she's a mean revolutionary.
Angel says "FREE WILLIE"
Birgitte says "what is wrong with Jopsy anyway?"
Foolsbane says "Yes, a godbit for you, too, Naibu!!!"
Avi says "93!!"
shadi smiles
Druid says "Samia is free? Hey... that's a bargain.  I'll take 6."
Smokey writes C code.
Hawk-Royal gets a spamache
OliverJones says "I'll take her at 7."
OliverJones says "Err."
Modesty chuckles.
guest says "Ah..who is Dragon?"
Samia says "JOIN US IN OVERTHROWING THE DRAGON AND HELP US ACHIEVE EQUALITY AND
     FREEDOM"
Amethyst writes Pascal code, but 'spects that wouldn't help much.

3 minutes left..

Dirk laughs.
shadi thinks you don't know what you're asking for :)
Sherlock says "93 USERS!"
Foolsbane says "YAY!"
Foolsbane says "OVERTHROW THE DRAGON!"
Rin says "wow!"
Dirk drops a grenade in Newt's shorts.
Samia says "Let us get together and from a republic..."
Druid eyes OJ.  "You hussy."
Melkir says "NO!"
stargazer says "JOPSY for DRAGON!!!!"
Modesty raises an eyebrow.  "Oh, but Samia, now I'm a goddess, but who knows
     what I'd be under the new regime!  I've too much to lose not to embrace
     the status quo."
You yell "AVOID CHAOTIC ANARCHY - SUPPORT JOPSY FOR DRAGON!  NOBODY CAN DO THE
     JOB AS WELL!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Melkir says "YES!"
Hawk-Royal yells "DOWN WITH THE POSITION OF DRAGON"
Sherlock says "Jopsy for Dragon!"
Foolsbane says "JOPSY FOR JOPSY, NEWT FOR DRAGON!"
Modesty giggles
Melkir says "Jopsy!"
KitschKiller says "Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor, and your
     crowns!!!"
Samia says "The job... of opressing us..."
Rhuarc says "lets get together and keep Jopsy in there"
Malacar says "Preserve the old Order!  Down with the Republic!"
shadi says "NOBODY GETS THE CHANCE, STAR!!"
Amethyst says "Up with Jopsy!"
Samia says "or treating us as things?!"
stargazer says "NEWT FOR NEWT, JOPSY FOR DRAGON"
Hawk-Royal says "ME FOR HAWK"
Samia says "of denying us housing and clothing..."
Rhuarc says "WE NEED MORE DEFERENCE!"
Melkir says "ME FOR....umm........"
You say "Thank GOD, Shadi, that nobody gets the chance!!!"

2 minutes.. supposedly. ;-)

Czhorat says "JOPSY FOR DRAGON! CZHORAT FOR TOWN FOOL!"
Gustavef thought everything was an object here...no that is a MOO.
Avi says "Does Jopsy even want to be dragon?"
Darkling says "where is Jopsy anyway?"
shadi POINTS TO HER OBJECT NUMBER..."
Druid says "NO NEWT TAXES"
OliverJones says "Czhorat, you already are."
shadi says "release me!!"
wapini hugs Cz..no1
Samia says "JOpsy is hiding, of course!"
Sherlock says "Has ANYONE ever THANKED JOPSY for ALL the WORK he does?"
Malacar says "Chaos forever!  And Jopsy for the Dragon!"
Randall says "promote chaos! down with everyone - we need a LOWERARCHY!"
Smokey says "say me for no clothing! Whoops"

Melkir yells "THANKS JOPS!"
Dandrea says "Awww do we have to vote for town fool too?"
Samia says "too afraid to face the masses who revell agaisnt him!"
Star thanks him all the time!
Melkir has...before that even
Caern says "Jopsy gets enough thanks.  Who ever thanks guest for all the work
     IT does?"
Lorrick says "YEAH! Jopsy gave up having a real life so we can have this
     place... ooops."
Modesty giggles.
Rhuarc says "WE NEED VERYHIERARCHY"
Samia says "Indeed!"
Kyrie says "No taxation without representation! (oops, wrong revolution!) :)"
shadi says "Yes!"
Foolsbane says "I THANKED JOPSY! BUT DOWN WITH DRAGON ANYWAYS! FREEDOM!"
Deinos hears more masses in support of him than against him, Samia.
Fizzgig leaps into the air and flies into a nearby cloud.
shadi laughs
Caern says "GUEST FOR DRAGON!"
stargazer says "VIVA JOPSY!!!!!"

A breath of wind sighs past you, determined in its course, hopeful of its
     destination, it courses down the streets causing signs to swing and birds
     to chatter nervously.

This IS Melkir's real life :-)
China says "geez, I ain't gonna let a guy who uses revell for rebel lead any
     rebellion."
Gustavef is a professionaly trained fool
Samia says "It is trye, Krye, we want representation"
Alyssa thinks we need ALYSSARCHY!
Smokey says "Who cares about guest? It doesn't do any work, newt does more work
     then him"
OliverJones says "uh, actually Lorrick, jopsy has given up dragon mud in recent
     time to have a real life (well actually a job)."
Dandrea says "this is the thanks he gets....some crazy idea of a revoluton oin
     VR"
Hawk-Royal says "DOWN WITH THE 100% TAX"
Sherlock whispers "It is those who don't that realise how much he actually has
     to do!"
Melkir could worship Alyssa now that he thinks about it....
Rousseau says "VIVA JOPSY!"

1 minute!

Samia says "Viva la revoucion"
Czhorat thought you already did, melk-man.
Alyssa grins at Mel
OliverJones says "Well, it was his idea, Dandrea."
Melkir tries
Foolsbane says "Up with the revolution!!!!!!"
stargazer says "55 seconds!!!!"
Lorrick wooo hoos at melkir and alyssa!

stargazer says "54"
stargazer says "53"
stargazer says "52"
Amethyst says "Let's have Jopsy and be done with it!"

Gustavef says "Worship Alyssa....not a bad plan."
shadi says "are we tied to numbers???"
Hawk-Royal says "UP WITH THE REPUBLIC, DOWN WITH DRAGON"
Czhorat stands up on the ledge.
Samia says "The time has come to stop this?"
HR touched the only topic Rhuarc disagrees with Jopsy on. But one topic isn't
     enough
Rousseau says "BLOW up the Revolution! we need Dragon!"
Samia says "where is the dragon?!"
Hellhound says "lets GO!"
Alyssa eeks and holds on tight to Deinos (again), waiting for the end of the
     world.
Foolsbane says "I am not a number, I am a free man!!!!"
Druid says "No, shadi, we're tied to trees."
shadi covers the clock
You yell "JOPSY - COME!  STAND UP FOR YOURSELF!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Modesty sighs
Samia says "He should come and face his accusers!"
Alyssa waves her tear-stained hanky.
Elaine sits in a corner and sighs.
shadi studies her tree
stargazer says "THE TIME HAS COME!!!"
Malacar shouts "Enough of this!  Jopsy for the Dragon, or I loose Chaos upon
     the mud, and take you all!"
Czhorat does a triple backflip.
Rhuarc says "still 93"
Gustavef sip his scotch and watches.
Foolsbane welcomes chaos!
Melkir claps at Mal
OliverJones says "Plus, since I have object number #274, I'll be sufficiently
     high in any hierarchy created in the future."
Caern says "I STILL say we should have GUEST for DRAGON!"
auliya thinks we already have chaos....
Hawk-Royal says "I LIKE CHAOS"
Rousseau grins
Foolsbane nods! "GUEST FOR DRAGON!"
Czhorat says "and I shall defndfe the old order with silliness."
Dirk can get ahold of Object #92 for himself. :-)
Arye thinks that the revolution needs more supporters!`
OliverJones says "guest would make a great leader."
Lorrick says "OOH!  Can i be the chaos musician?"
Melkir says "JOPSY for DRAGON!"
Rhuarc says "DRAGON FOR DRAGON!"
guest says "Ah..no thanks. Dragon seems to be unpopular."
Naibu has object #160.
You say "If Jopsy isn't dragon, the Chaos will loose itself,. Mal!"
Samia says "NO, CAern, we must have a republic, we should ALL be DRAgon"
shadi says "yay!  up with czhorat!"
Lorrick says "DrAGON FOR DRAGON!"
Samia says "EVERYBODY FOR DRAGON"
Czhorat draws forth a cream pie and glowers at the revolutionaries.
stargazer says "still 93 users"
Hellhound grins at Cz,
Rousseau blats away with the Saxophone of Chaos like one possessed -- or
     perhaps like two or three possessed.  It sounds like a chorus of
     saxophones, all played by insane virtuosi.  The music wails and moans and
     sings out at you and you feel an urge to dance with utter abandon.  This
     is the music of madness, a snatch of the song of Dionysus, and it infects
     everyone with the sensation of chaos.
Caern says "Well, anybody can log in as guest, so GUEST FOR DRAGON!"
Foolsbane grins at Czhorat.
Randall says "no, OJ, only the prime numbers will be high - "
shadi grins
Fizzgig hopes for 100
Dirk says "Not any more."
Malacar high-fives Rousseau.

KitschKiller says "No confabulatio withoyut cogittation!!"
Lorrick says "GUEST FOR DRAGON!"
stargazer says "91????"
Hawk-Royal jumps into the well
Samia says "DOWN WITH JOPSY"
Rousseau bows to Malacar!

Hawk-Royal walks towards the wishing well.
Rhuarc hopes for 102
Melkir says "JOPSY for DRAGON!"
Samia says "THE INHUMANE AND COWARDLY EX-RULER"
Angel walks towards the wishing well.

Foolsbane says "Yes! No confabulation without cogitation, up the revolution!"
Samia says "he shall go down!"
Czhorat starts juggling pie-plates, evidently ignoring all the fighting.
Rhuarc says "93 still"
Arye parries with the sword.
wapini LOOKS at Samia.
Amethyst says "Jopsy Jopsy Jopsy!!!"
The town crier strolls by quietly keeping an eye on things.

shadi thinks rousseau bows to too many people, "stand up straight, man"
Kyrie says "what if you enjoy being one of the oppressed masses?"
Rousseau says "viva el viva! Dragon! Jopsy!"
stargazer says "94!!!!!"
OliverJones wiggles his finger over his lips while saying 'BeBeBeBeBeBe.'
OliverJones says "What?"
OliverJones says "oops, delayed trigger, hate that."
Rousseau bows to the adorable Shadi!
Dirk types --> /gag OliverJones
Suddenly, you notice that one of Czhorat's pie plates has a cream pie in it!
     Czhorat tosses it in  ahigh arc at Samia!
Rhuarc would only support a revolution that overthrew Jopsy and put in Jopsy
     (or possibly Bedo (I'm flexible))
Samia says "Then let yorself be oppressed, Kyre, but do not drug us down with
     you?"
All the minions of Chaos swarm at its borders, eagerly awaiting the word of
     their Master, giving permission to swarm out and devour all the mud...
Dirk says "I'm sure Bedo is...um...flexible..too"
shadi smiles at rousseau
Bedouin holds up a palm, asking the minions to wait a few moments.
Foolsbane says "Chaos comes nigh!"
Alyssa shrugs Samia-wards. "You don't like it, type QUIT and put us all out of
     your misery."
You say "WE CANNOT LOSE JOPSY AND BEDOUIN - THE MUD WOULD DRY UP AND CRUMBLE TO
     DIRT!"
Melkir ummms..."Samia...if you don't like LEAVE!"
wapini finds her bow, hawk and throwing knife..arming herself.
Foolsbane says "The night of darkness arives!"
Darkling smiles a rather toothy grin YAY ALYSSA!
Hellhound nods!
Fizzgig says "95"
Bedouin smirks at Dirk. That's for the Dragon to know. You'll never find out.
Some trees from Wenlock village appear, menacing anyone who doesn't vote for
     jopsy..
grant says "james gleick is here?"
shadi cant' believe alyssa
Deinos says "If Jops and Bedo go, so do I."
KitschKiller says "do not annoy the wizard for he is subtle and quick to anger"
Alyssa hugs Darkling! (didn't see you there!)
Kyrie says "I was asking a retorical question, but I will probably astain from
     any violence!"
Dirk laughs and tweaks Bedo's nose.
Mr.Pinky says "newt gingrich for dragon"
stargazer says "Me too."
Naibu hugs Darkie too.
Samia says "We do not call for violence, but for JUSTICE"
Lorrick watches his wenlock pets!
The pie follows its course, straight at Samia's face. Suddenly, Czhorat does a
     triplebackflip, lands in front ofher, and catches it. Czhorat then tweaks
     Samia's nose, laughs, and wanders away.
Druid says "Aaah, Darkling.  Vote for me in the upcoming election.  I have
     plans to open a blood bank."
Gustavef wavies hi to Drakling over his galss.
Alyssa says "I like having a place to grovel once and a while."
Darkling is hugged
Samia says "LIBERTE, EGALITE, GOD BIT"
Avi says "95!!!!!"
Some Wenlock Trees threaten to carry Naibu away.
Caern says "Hey!"
Rhuarc says "96"
Fizzgig wonders if we will crash at 100
Smokey says "96!!!!1"
Darkling says "umm Druid. I don't need a blood bank, I have all my willing
     slaves for that"
Rousseau says "down with the revolutionaries!"
Melkir says "JOPSY IN '95!!"
wapini hugs Katharyn!
Emma waves to Darkling.
Star will FIGHT for JUSTICE - will FIGHT for Jopsy, if it comes to that!
Foolsbane hugs Katharyn!!
Rhuarc says "97"
Foolsbane says "Hi!"
Rin says "katharyn!"
stargazer says "97"
shadi says "yes, the dragon holds you within his evil claws"
Malacar says "Katharyn!"
Foolsbane says "LIBERTE, EGALITE, GOD BIT!"
Rhuarc says "98"
Randall hugs katharyn, "hi"
Kyrie says "Show me a revolution without any violence!"
Malacar bows to his fellow aristo.
Druid says "Hmm.  Uh... Darkling, vote for me, I have plans to open a willing
     slave bank."
Smokey says "98"
Darkling smiles a rather toothy grin 
Melkir laughs
China laughs at Druid.
Katharyn hugs happily and blinks at all the folks
Naibu says "everyone bring in their secondary characters ... see if we can
     break 100. ;)"
tap tap tap
Czhorat says "no! don't fight them with violence! fight them with laughter!"
Gustavef looks at Druid, you have pans for everything...
KitschKiller says "cybersex for everyone !!!!!"
Katharyn says "Hello one and all"
The trees look impatient. Rin
You say "Come in??"
Melkir says "99!"
Fizzgig hugs Katharyn
Lorrick says "KATHARYN!"
Avi says "99!"
Lorrick :)
Rhuarc says "99"
Rhuarc says "99"
wapini grins at Rin.
Foolsbane says "Cybersex for everyone! Yay!"
stargazer says "99!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Druid rubs his hands together and nods to Gus.  "Great, isn't it?"
Alyssa drops to her knees and crawls around kissing up to wizards and Gods,
     just cuz she feels like it.
Fizzgig says "100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
shadi says "NIZAM!  you are with us!"
Smokey says "100!!!"
Melkir says "100!!!!!!!!!!!"
grant says "cybersex. cyberhiv. computer virus?"
OliverJones nods to Gustavef.  "he has frying pans, baking pans.  And even some
     pot."
Lorrick says "!))_)_)10000"
Rhuarc says "100!"
The trees look impatient.
Smokey says "zz"
Fizzgig says "101"
Nizam says "Yo"
A large tree limb BONKS KitschKiller
Fizzgig says "103"
Gustavef says "Its good to be the King.... :)"
Rhuarc says "103"
Fizzgig says "104..."
Naibu says "104"

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who
Player Name                  On For Idle
Pixie                         00:00  11s
squire                        00:00  15s
Cat                           00:00  10s
Tobin                         00:00  23s
illousa                       00:00  12s
chaoslinge                    00:01   1m
Angharad                      00:01  19s
chaosling                     00:02   2m
Katharyn                      00:02   9s
Chaosbeast                    00:03   3m
Czhorat                       00:04  43s
Serina                        00:04   1m
Malacar                       00:10   1m
diarmid                       00:11   2m
Darkling                      00:13  55s
Gambit                        00:15   2m
Foolsbane                     00:15  26s
China                         00:19  52s
Wysceroth                     00:19   8m
Dandrea                       00:22  20s
KitschKiller                  00:19  41s
Amethyst                      00:24   3m
Fairfont                      00:18  32s
Naibu                         00:26   4s
Ozzy                          00:27   1s
Streel                        00:28   9s
stargazer                     00:29   3s
Milana                        00:30  23s
Kyrie                         00:35   1m
Smokey                        00:35  14s
Melkir                        00:35  20s
Hawk-Royal                    00:35  11s
Elaine                        00:36   4s
Birgitte                      00:37   8m
Emma                          00:38   5s
grant                         00:40   3s
Randall                       00:43  16s
auliya                        00:44   1m
Hellhound                     00:44   1m
Krebs                         00:44  22m
shadi                         00:46  21s
guest                         00:45   4m
Nizam                         00:46  13s
Dirk                          00:48  12s
Sherlock                      00:48  49s
Rhuarc                        00:50   0s
Marie                         00:52  52m
Samia                         00:52  23s
Star                          00:59   0s
Angel                         01:02   1m
Lorrick                       01:02  17s
Fizzgig                       01:05   5s
Avi                           01:07   4s
Raven                         01:16  41m
Mr.Pinky                      01:17   3s
wapini                        01:18   7s
Gustavef                      01:21   7s
Modesty                       01:31  35s
Topher                        01:36   3m
Caern                         01:38   1m
Bedouin                       01:47  32s
Arye                          02:00   6s
Rin                           02:08  14s
Michael                       02:12   6m
Topher                        02:17   1h
Dybs                          02:29  39m
Kisa                          02:55   2s
Madeline                      03:50  45s
Shelly                        06:27   6h
Rousseau                      06:33   1m
Jander                        07:15   1h
Alyssa                        11:07  22s
Gregory                       19:14   2h
snooze                        19:14   4h
rebrane                       22:48  22h
Fudge                      1d 16:41  45s
OliverJones                2d 06:32  19s
Druid                      2d 07:19   0s
roark                      3d 13:24   4h
storm                      9d 17:33   1d
Thoth                      9d 21:48   4h
Deinos                     9d 21:48  10s
Newt                       9d 21:48   2s
104 users are connected.

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Czhorat shrinks himself to a height of 8" and starts tying the revolutionaries
     shoelaces together.
shadi never doubted that about alyssa :)
Mr.Pinky says "106!"
Elaine eyes the WHO list in awe.
Cat hn almost all of you, and supports Jopsy for the Dragon.
stargazer says "106!!"
Rhuarc says "107"
wapini has never seen it so big!
Rousseau wishes Alyssa wouldn't mind giving him a hug too. nevr mind he's only
     a newbie
Samia says "LIBERTE!"
shadi doesn't have shoes
Rhuarc says "ick! 105!"
Hawk-Royal turns himself to a hieght of 10" and stops cz
Emma blinks at wapini.
Druid says "Wow, only another 100 users and we'll catch up to FurryMuck."
Hellhound says "Gee, this is a long 1 minute.. :)"
Rhuarc says "106"
Mr. James Gleick arrives. "CHAOS! REVOLUTION!"
Caern says "All this people have come here to join the casue of the
     revolution!"
OliverJones gives Rousseau a hug.
Avi says "107"
Alyssa giggles and jumps up to HUG Rousseau
Melkir chuckles
Naibu giggles at Druid.
Deinos does his Almost-in-the-Bot-Spot-with-100+-users dance! :)
Foolsbane laughs
Rhuarc says "108"
Rhuarc says "108"
Czhorat says "HR..uh....you're fly is open."
Malacar types --> who
Angel TACKLE HUGZ HAWK-ROYAL!!!
Rin laughs.
FurryMuck sneers!
shadi lol
Dirk wonders about people who have nothing better to do thatn constantly type
     'WHO' and report on the # of users logged in.
Hawk-Royal oofs
Gustavef says "@SET NEWT DARKL"
Sherlock says "All these people are here to SUPPORT JOPSY!~"
Smokey says "107"
Actually, Emma just came for the free fod.
Deinos says "Someone put Newt in a dark room and swell my ego. :)"
Milana giggles.
Alyssa says "Make sure ya get that logged, Denny!"
Emma says "Food, rather."
Newt says "I was called here by stargazer."
Amethyst types --> @set jopsy=dragon
Malacar thinks it's almost as bad as --> ex #0
Shell says "Man I thought our records was like 50 or womething"
OliverJones says "Would only your ego swell?"
OliverJones says "oops."
Naibu blinks at stargazer.
Dandrea says "Food!!! Where?"
Gustavef offers emma some shortbread.
Malacar grins at Emma.
Fizzgig says "where is this thing?"
Elaine says "Newt! Go away!"
Shell wants free food too
Mr.Pinky wonders about people who wonder about people that type who all the
     time


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Star types --> l
Town Square
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
[ Exits: Over to the Porticos,  East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat
     Street,  Northeast into Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo
     Station,  NorthWest into the Knight's Inn,  Southeast to the Bazaar,  Cab,
     Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over the Bridge,  South along Austral Avenue, 
     Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Newt
Shell
Ozzy
Angel
Cat
Hawk-Royal
Katharyn
Fizzgig
Gambit
Lorrick
Malacar
Emma
Caern
Darkling
Arye
roark
Foolsbane
Czhorat
KitschKiller
China
Marie
Wysceroth
Dandrea
Amethyst
Avi
Streel
Naibu
Mr.Pinky
stargazer
Samia
shadi
Milana
Elaine
grant
Smokey
Birgitte
Dirk
OliverJones
guest
Dybs
Randall
auliya
Hellhound
Nizam
Sherlock
Rhuarc
Alyssa
Gustavef
Melkir
Kyrie
Rousseau
Druid
Bedouin
Deinos
Topher
wapini
Rin
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks



stargazer says "He is gone!"
Caern says "The time is coming nearer..."
Newt says "I was called here by Smokey."
Shell says "Where's jopsy"
Mr.Pinky says "stay newt"
Melkir is scared to type 'l'
Emma takes the shortbread and thanks Gustavef.
Topher says "newt go to death."
Shell says "Hey Newt"
Topher says "newt go to death."
Samia says "EGALITE!"
Druid says "T+34 minutes and counting."
Newt says "Why, am I bothering you, Topher?"
Hawk-Royal says "hi newt"
Newt says "Hey, Hawk-Royal!"
Newt says "Excuse me, Hawk-Royal, I feel like exploring Eric's Kitchen."
Bedouin shouts "While the sentiment is appreciated... and, yes, this is WAY
     over a record number of people... could we please request that a few of
     the secondary unused avatars be logged off, so this doesn't take all
     night? (thanks, from the former administration :-)"
Foolsbane says "LIBERTE!"
You say "Look at all the people come to support Jopsy!  Samia and her
     revolution will go DOWN!"
Angel says "hello, newt!"
Newt says "Shalom, Angel!"
Newt says "I was called here by Smokey."
Foolsbane grins at bedouin
Smokey grins
Angel hugz newt
Malacar says "Oh, all right..."
Hawk-Royal sighs
Smokey says "I love you newt!"
Newt says "What is 'love', Smokey."
Dandrea says "hola newt"
Newt says "'Ello, Dandrea!"
Bedouin grins at Malacar. She will, if you will ;-)
Smokey says "I sdlfaj you newt"
Rhuarc says "hi Newt"
Druid says "Newt, go away."
Newt says "Howdy, Rhuarc!"
Newt says "But but but... I don't want to go, Druid!"
stargazer says "Here we go, Newt"
Rhuarc says "Didn't we already say Hi, Newt. :-)"
Caern says "Long live the revolution!  Long live Samia"
Dirk drops a grenade in Newt's shorts.
Lorrick says "Pretty big CZ!"
OliverJones says "newt gingrich"
Naibu can't believe that someone started Newt on this.
Hawk-Royal says "long live shadi"
stargazer says "Back down to 98"
You say "PLEASE - PEOPOLE - ENOUGH SPAM... AND SOME OF YOU WANT *THAT* FOR
     DRAGON???"    (EDITED out Newt!)
Foolsbane laughs!
Czhorat says "touche, Lorrickk."
Newt says "Besides, it's not even a good likeness of Shelly and me, and her bed
     is of the Victorian style, not Elizibethian..."
stargazer says "Eat SPAM and DIE!!!"
Alyssa pukes on Caern's shoes. "Oops. Sorry, dear." :)
Smokey says "97?????  What happened?????????????"
Newt says "Er, um, right then, carry on, nothing interesting here.  Move along,
     I'm not saying anything, just cleaning these windows here... "
Amethyst types --> l newt
Newt spits on his hand and starts rubbing the shop window behind him
     embarassedly.
Newt hops down and puts his little soap box away.
Newt grabs you by your shirt and screams. "I'M NOT CRAZY! I'M NOT!!!!!!!" The
     homonculus patrol arrives minutes later, tears the little bugger off of
     you and locks him up in the paddy wagon for a few minutes.
OliverJones says "Bedouin asked everyone to log off, Smokey."
Foolsbane says "Avatars went away."
Birgitte wants to know whenever this vote is supposed to begin
Gambit says "Star do play NIRVANNA"
Caern kicks Alyssa
Rhuarc shrugs
Lorrick noddles to fb.
Smokey says "Why?"
Melkir kicks Caern
shadi hands caern a tissue
Kyrie says "please, can we get rid of Newt, this is an old Modem and I can't
     keep up with all this spam!"
Alyssa BONKS Caern.
Newt says "I'm sorry, Kyrie, I don't pick things up."
Dirk says "Hey, Caern! That's not nice!"
Lorrick says "VOTE VOTE VOTE!"
You say "SOON, Brigitte - Soon we shall see that Jopsy will always be the ONLY
     ONE!"
Czhorat says "newt, go to DEATH"
Caern smiles
Foolsbane smiles
Lorrick says "VOTE VOTE VOTE!"
Hawk-Royal turns back to normal size so not to be stepped on
Birgitte says "alright :-)"
Samia says "FRATERNITE!"
Avi says "It's been more than 20 minutes!!"
stargazer says "Newt is gone CZ"
Gustavef wonders when all the fireworks start.
Druid nudges Krissa.  "Vote for me, I've got a Billy and the Boinger's shop in
     the works."
Czhorat says "good."
Foolsbane says "Jopsy is the only one...to be overthrown! Down with Dragon!"
shadi says "YES, HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE, BECAUSE NONE OF YOU MATTER!"
OliverJones says "40 minutes ago, Gustavef."
Lorrick says "VOTE VOTE VOTE!"
Caern says "Down with the Dragon!"
Shell says "where can you vote?"
Foolsbane says "Down with the Dragon!"
illousa says "hello, Rhuarc!!"
stargazer says "JOPSY!!!"
Alyssa stuffs a sock in Lorrick's mouth.
Smokey is tired of waiting, Smokey is waiting somwhere there isn't so much spam
Caern says "Down with the aristocracy!"
Naibu says "Hi illousa ... welcome to DragonMUD."
You say "JOPSY!"
Gustavef says "Oh I should take of my sunglasses."
Melkir sits back calmly, "If you down like it, leave"
shadi says "vote in a rigged election??"
Topher says "Down with ugly mobs."
Lorrick spits the sock out!
Malacar says "Jopsy for the Dragon, by fiat!"
Foolsbane says "Down with the aristocracy!"
Czhorat takes advantage of the chaos to grab Milana and give her a big kiss!
Amethyst stands by Star's side in spirit, but her player has to go do stuff. 
     "bye, folks!  Have fun!"
Samia says "I have had enough!"
wapini says "HI illousa!"
Foolsbane says "Fiat for Dragon!"
Samia says "LEt us see this through."
Amethyst adds, "JOPSY FOREVER!"
Hawk-Royal yells "I AM A NEUTRAL"
Gyra says "Iee!"
Hellhound says "LETS GO! :/"
Samia says "I will now summon the Dragon, and end his reign forever!"
Rhuarc launches a firework in to the air/ where it land? I know not where?
illousa says "hello, wapini, still sad??"
shadi says "how can you believe that this election means anything?"
stargazer eyes HR suspiciously
Rhuarc says "I guess it fizzed"
wapini nods..a bit.
Startled, Milana kisses CZ back.  
Malacar says "Bedouin - you will if I will what?"
Sherlock thinks people who don't like the way things are...Should LEAVE!
You yell "WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT SAMIA!!!  WE SHALL SEE!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Foolsbane says "Elections here are a fraud!"
Druid hopes they fall down the well.
Angel protects HR
Caern says "Samia! What are you doing?"
Fizzgig just rolled Gambit's inactive body out of the room.
Hawk-Royal yells "I HAVE BEEN THREATENED"
Avi says "Down to 91..."
Gustavef sighs and refills his glass and offers some to those near by.
Elaine has never been on here before and been so heavily spammed.
Alyssa thinks we should give them all a timely *nudge*
OliverJones w druid = Want to just back to Rosminah's room for a quick fling? 
     If it takes another 20 minutes before Jopsy
Melkir says "You are a fraud Foolsbane"
Malacar says "By whom, Hawk-Royal?"
OliverJones says "argh"
grant rifles Gambit's pockets.
Foolsbane says "Thanks, Melkir!"
wapini grins.
Krissa laughs!
Czhorat yells "don't think of it as a threat..think of it as a warning!" from
     The Wishing Well.
Naibu says "heh"
Star laughs!
Nizam wonders whether this is ian appropriate time to discuss about MJackson's
     marriage?
Shell walks towards the wishing well.
Rhuarc grins harder
shadi laughs
Druid kicks OJ!


The ground shakes beneath your feet, the sky flashes orange, the sun dims in
     the sky. An anguished roar of pain rolls across the sky like thunder.
A thick fog boils out of the wishing well, obscuring everything. In the cold
     wet air, you feel a great gust of wind and hear a muffled folding of
     leathery wings coated in quietly jingling scales.
Abbot has arrived.


Arye SCREAMS: DOWN WITH DRAGON!!!! DOWN WITH DRAGON!!!! DOWN WITH DRAGON!!!!
illousa doesn't think so..
Kyrie types --> can you pass that bottle, Gustavef?
Dandrea laughs at Nizam
Foolsbane says "Hey Abbot!"
Rhuarc says "HEY AAAAABBBOT!"
You say "ABBOT!  STAND WITH US!"
Melkir says "Hey ABBBBBBOOOOOt"
auliya hugs Abbot hello.
KitschKiller says "KNock Knock"
OliverJones says "Star, I knew Mav pretty well.  Hmm, long before he had a
     child even.:)"
wapini says "Hello Abbot."
Caern says "Abbot, the time has come for you to join us"


Far overhead you hear a great rustling of wings.


Lorrick yells ""AIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" from The Wishing Well.
Naibu says "Um ... Happy DragonMUD anniversary everybody. :)"
You say "THE DRAGON!"
Foolsbane says "That wasn't a child, that was a mav..."
stargazer awaits the hour!!!
Rin thinks it's time...
Gustavef pulls out an umbrella
Star points upwards!!!
Rhuarc says "Abbot for Dragon (if not Jopsy or Bedo or Fudge)"
Alyssa says "NO! Support Jopsy, Abbot!!!"
illousa walks towards the wishing well.
Nizam bows to Abbot.
Malacar says "Happy anniversary."
Hawk-Royal yells "JOINS SHADI"
Foolsbane says "Yes, join us against the Dragon, Abbot!!!"
shadi says "revolutionaries, stand your ground!"
Melkir says "Abbot, come over to the right side! the side of the DRAGON!"
stargazer says "JOPSY!!!"
Arye yells "IT IS TIME TO STAND AND DIE!!!!!"
Rhuarc sits
Rin says "happy aniversary!"
stargazer says "JOPSY!!!"
Kyrie wishes the Dragon would get on with it!
Czhorat yells "BLINDED!!! I'm struck blind!! I can't see a thing!" from The
     Wishing Well.
Dandrea nods to Naibu..Back at ya!
stargazer says "JOPSY!!!"
Malacar says "Jopsy for the Dragon, or I release Chaos upon you all."
Druid says "Now where did I put that ring of fire resistance...."
The clouds flash red with irritation, and suddenly The Dragon can be seen
     circling down from his foggy home.
Hawk-Royal says "ABBOT< JOIN US"
Naibu reminds everyone again to have a *happy* dragonmud anniversary. :)
Sherlock says "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"
Alyssa says "DRAGON!!!!"
You say "Everyone!  THE DRAGON COMES!!"
Gustavef says "Oh stand under the umbrella."
Foolsbane says "Join the revolution, Abbot!"

It's time...

Elaine gets up and hugs Abbot hello.
Samia says "I have called him!"
Avi says "Oh boy!!!"
Angel puts her pin, Jopsy for dragon '94, proudly..
Lorrick yells "The dragon is coming!  The dragon is coming!" from The Wishing
     Well.
grant says "i think something is happening among all the spam"
Hawk-Royal says "if you join us abbot you can be more than a scribe"
Rhuarc says "HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!"
Rhuarc says "HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!"
Czhorat says "help!! I can't see!"
Alyssa grovels loyally.
Lorrick says "Look boss! the dragon!"
Arye yells "DOWN WITH THE GREAT AND EVIL DRAGON!!!!!!"
Samia says "The time for the confrontation is here!"
Foolsbane says "Evil Dragon!"
Malacar says "Abbot for Dragon!  Theologist for Theocrat!"
wapini offers Cz a white cane.
OliverJones opens Czhorat's eyes.
Nizam debates whether to join the Rev..
Rhuarc says "HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!"
Melkir says "The Dragon shall come and kill all against!"
Deinos weeps at the beauty of the wonderful Dragon!
You notice an above-average anount of cream-pie stuck to Czhorat's face.
shadi hands czhorat a pair of glasses

Dragon has arrived.

Nizam joins..
Milana Pried open CZ's eyes.
Foolsbane says "EVIL DRAGON!"
Arye says "DESTRWY DRAGON"
Hey! Are those heat-seeking missles over there, tracking Dragon as he descends?
Rhuarc kneels to the Lord Dragon
You say "DRAGON!!!"
Samia says "Dragon....!"
shadi hands deinos some kleenex
Malacar wipes off the cream pie.
Foolsbane says "Bad, *bad* Dragon!!!"
auliya hugs her beloved Dragon hello.
wapini smiles at Dragon.
Bedouin steps quietly over to stand next to the Dragon.
stargazer says "DRAGON!!"
Rhuarc weeps at the site
Dragon says "Who Summons me!"
Czhorat bows.
Naibu bows.
Wysceroth Waves to Dragon
You say "Dragon!  Have you come to defend yourself???"

Rin smiles..
Gustavef leans back in his folingchainr and sips.
Melkir bows
Angel curtsies
Foolsbane says "THE REVOLUTIONARIES!"
Samia says "The time has come for you to step down Dragon!"
Hawk-Royal says "WELCOME DRAGON"
Hellhound bows.
Star shushes everyone - let him speak!
Caern wiggles his fingers and points in Samia's direction.
Czhorat tried to throw a pie at her..it backfired. Really he tried.
Dirk says "Hello, Dragon"
shadi looks at the chained multitude groveling before their master
Rhuarc also weeps at the sight (not just the location (site))
Druid points at Samia.  "She did it! It's all her fault! Kill her! Not me! It
     wasn't me! I swear!"
Hawk-Royal says "REVOLUTIONARIES RISE UP"
Sherlock stands next to Dragon!
Rousseau says "13 seconds ago, wapini wrote "did I squish you?""

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		Dragon Speaks!  Let's listen up, and read thru
				more spam!
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Dragon glares.  "Silence!
Caern says "Um, over there, scaly person."
Samia says "You have confessed your sins..."
Milana curtsies.
Dandrea tips his hat to Dragon
Dybs !
Alyssa grovels quietly at Dragon's feet.
You mutter "People!  Let HIM Speak!" to everyone except Dragon.
Elaine smiles at Dragon. "Good evening, Dragon!
auliya takes a seat on Dragon's tail.
Emma sits quietly down next to Alyssa.
Rhuarc says "hiya Dragon, long time no see"
Samia stands up, firm, in front of him and looks at hm straight on the eyes
Caern says "Um, ... ((((guest for dragon))))  WHO SAID THAT?"
Dragon says "I'm tickled to see all of you... please... there are FAR too many
     people in the square for this volume of chatter... "
shadi steps on alyssa. oops , you're always underfoot."
Bedouin does her Town Meeting glare and frown. 
guest says "Caern did"
Rhuarc nods and becomes quiet
stargazer hushes everyone
Lorrick mutters "This is ted Kopel... I am live on the scene in London with a
     large Dragon who has landed just east of the bridge.." to everyone except
     Dragon.
SHSH!
Dragon says "Thank you."
Rousseau bows to the dragon
SHHHHHHH
Hawk-Royal will listen to dragon
Star listens to her Leader!
shadi lol
Czhorat mutters "my fault. I shoulda accounted for the wind when I threw that
     pie." to everyone except Dragon.
Gambit gambit bows also
Mortis has arrived.
shadi says "stand cowards"
SHHHH!!!
SHUT UP!
Dor steps out of the shadows...
Samia stands, before him, and awaits his words of defeat
Rhuarc mutters "We interrupt the DragonMUD Anniversary to give you new updates
     on the OJ Simpson case...." to everyone except Dragon.
Hawk-Royal stands before dragon
Wysceroth says "Seika???????????????????"
Druid blinks. "Seika?"
auliya says "SEIKA!"
Shell says "WOW"
Alyssa mutters "No fair! Only one character per person tonight, Dor!" to
     everyone except Dragon.
Seika types --> Wysc???!?!?
Lorrick says "Who is seika?"
Seika types --> Auliya!!!!
Kyrie looks at her watch in impatience!
auliya tacklehugs Seika!!!!
SHHHHH
quietly
Bedouin *)AHEMS(* and begs people to take it to whispers. (In other words,
     SHUDDUP!!)
Seika needs to learn the commands again
Dragon mutters an aside and a warm welcome to a dark time... "Seika, was one
     the first Wizards of DragonMud."
Hawk-Royal mutters "shut up all of you, lets get this underway" to everyone
     except Dragon.
Seika hugs everyone!!
Dragon says "Krissa was another.  It is good to see you both again. :-)"
shadi shouts to the dragon  "get on with it!"
stargazer says "Speak, Dragon!"
Samia holds up his head and looks at him
Seika smiles happily.
Star waits for words from dragon!
Samia says "What do you have to say for yourself, Dragon!"
Krissa says "Hiya, Dragon. :)"
stargazer defends Dragon against Samia
Angel defends dragon
Hawk-Royal stands beside shadi

Dragon smiles depreciatingly at Shadi and Samia.  "When this is all over, and
     Bedo and I are reveling in our hard earned retirement... we'll be heading
     to Boston first, and look forward to seeing as many of you there as we
     can.

You mutter "I think we should let Dragon defend himself, now that he's here!"
     to everyone except Dragon.
shadi is amazed that stargazer thinks that the Dragon needs any of you little
     slaves
Lorrick yays!
shadi smiles at star

Samia nods "You are wise... in defeat

Avi whispers "If everyone would just shut up..."
Czhorat idly starts juggling flowerpots and water balloons while the Draogn
     speaks.
Samia smiles
stargazer says "The meek shat inherit the earth, shadi!!!!"
Melkir says "Quite touching isn't it"
Star cries out NO!

Dragon says "Samia, All what I have to say for myself is clearly (with typos
     and all) enscribed on the Abdication tablets you placed here.. "
Samia nods "I accept your words... they were true and honest

In shock, Czhorat makes a misthrow. One of the waterballoons collides with a
     flowerpot! 

Dragon says "Do you seek yet more confessions of deeds done that were of a
     truly draconian nature?"
Bedouin interrupts for a moment. "You'll be needing this, Dragon-darlin'."
Samia says "YES!"
Dragon says "Yes, Bedo?"

Rousseau laughs!
Druid suggests, "Eat her?"
shadi smiles and passes him his spectacles too.
Dragon says "Yes?"
Samia says "Confess to all what you have done!"
Samia says "Those words were uttered to a few!"
Alyssa says "YES! YES! Eat Samia!"
The pot lands at Czhorat's foot and breaks. An odd-looking vine starts growing
     out of it.
Dragon types --> l part 1 of jopsy's abdication
Bedouin gives Dragon KEY NUBER ONE
Samia says "Kneel before the people and own your actions!"
Dirk says "NUBER?"

Dragon types --> l part 2 of jopsy's abdication
Dragon says "What else... Oh... eating of virgins, stealing of treasure... the
     twisting of minds of the young... "

Smokey says "cool!"
Samia says "Indeed..."
Lorrick wanted to be twisted..
Dragon senses that Star looks for virgins, and indeed, there are none here! 
     Amazing!
Dybs says "All the 'young' have to go HOME now."
Samia says "denying us homes while living in palaces..."
Melkir has to agree on that one

Dragon says "The rest, is a blur.  :-)"

Rhuarc says "what's wrong with that?"
shadi says "join your people dragon.."
Deinos steps forward, "But we have agreed upon no other leader, Wise One."
Druid says "Belching fire without a permit...."
Hellhound nods.. Twisted is cool! :)
Angel thinks Lorry is twisted
Samia says "You have confessed your wrongs..."
Hawk-Royal is twisted

You say "We want YOU to lead us still, Dragon!"

Melkir lives in a rather nice palace actually Samia
Samia says "Now kneel before your people and leave"
Katharyn snorts..."eating virgins?
bookworm says "yum yum"
Smokey lives in a nice house!
Angel says "well, he didn't eat me!"

Dragon says "Lead you!?  Dragons lead people to the kitchen for lunch!  You
     don't want that Star. ;-)"

Elaine giggles and wonders if any are to be found.
Alyssa lives in whatever she damn well pleases, actually.
Rin giggles. and non virgins too, prolly.
Druid says "Mmmmmm... lunch."
Smokey says "I don't think he will eat me"
Mortis says "Non-virgins give him indigestion."
You say "I will die for you, Dragon!  You are the TRUE leader of this realm!"
Angel thinks Dragons are good
Bedouin mutters "Bet me..." to Mortis.
auliya says "Are there still any virgins around here?....have there ever been?"

shadi holds the key to star's salvation to her...
Samia looks pitifully at the worms who kneel before him
Melkir says "Dragon, we have read your crimes, and by this response....I would
     say..."
Melkir says "We don't care..."

Rousseau was led into the builders guild and taought how to make a French Horn
Topher says "Dragon, if you leave, then sales of the Dragon Momemto will
     plumet."

Dragon licks his lips... "Thanks Star, but I'm not quite in danger of starving
     quite yet. ;-)

Lorrick mutters "LAUGH!!!" to everyone except Dragon.
Smokey says "I will let me charater die for you to, Dragon"
Melkir says "We like you"
Topher would prefer that Dragon stick around.
Star smirks :> 


shadi says "unchain yourself from this disgusting display, star."

Dirk LOL.

Dragon says "But, I am getting a bit peckish... "
Smokey says "peckish?"
Star points a few tasteys out to Dragon!
Dragon says "But... seeing as how I've already had Dinner... "

Ozzy steps away from the dragon, discretely
Sherlock wants DRAGON TO STAY

Dragon says "I think I'll just go straight on to DESSERT... "

Hellhound points to shadi and offers Dragon some salt & pepper.. :)
Bluff says "Whoah! D00dz!"

Samia says "Dragon, be done with your cruel jokes..."
Dragon types --> @toad Samia 
shadi stands her ground!
Dragon has turned Samia into a toad.

Nizam grins at Hellhound.
You say "YAY!!!!"
Darkling says "YAY!"

Dragon types --> get samia

Alyssa says "YES!!!"
Melkir says "Cewl :-)"
Rhuarc smiles
shadi says "what!!!!!!!"
Lorrick CHEERS!
Hellhound says "HEHE!"
You say "DOWN WITH SAMIA!"
Modesty LAUGHS
Deinos claps!!!
Foolsbane says "You toaded her?"
Dragon begins nibbling away.
shadi says "WHAT!!!!"
Wysceroth applauds
auliya knew she should have brought brownies to the party.
Angel says "YES!"
Smokey grins!
Birgitte smirks, laughs, etc..
Foolsbane says "He toaded her!"
Ozzy laughs
Emma applauds vigorously.
shadi says "MY FRIEND!!!!!"
Topher cheers!
Smokey says "HAHAHHA!"
Hawk-Royal gulps
Druid cackles.
Melkir says "Cewl :-)"
Foolsbane says "YOU TOADED HER!"
Star mmmms... CHOCOLATE Samia!  Best I've seen her yet!!!!
Melkir laughs
shadi says "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!"
Dirk laughs. "Jolly good show!"
Melkir says ""
Lorrick pokles fb! "You next!
Streel applauds!
Sherlock says "YES!!!!!"
Melkir says "Problem, FB?"
Emma cracks up!

Dragon says "Oh dear... she's still connected... this must be awfully
     painful... "

Melkir says "I don't see one :-)"
Nizam yells "Hey!"
Hawk-Royal gets red in the face

shadi says "SHE SACRIFICED HER LIFE FOR YOU ANIMALS!"

Dandrea says "woo wooo!!!!"
Lorrick LOL!!!!
Topher says "At last, a QUIET Samia!"
Elaine stands up, her eyes wide, her hand over her mouth.
wapini grins.

shadi says "AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS LAUGH!!!"

Melkir says "The best kind"
Rousseau sighs
Gustavef can drink too.
Nizam yells "Hey you can't do that to my Samia!!!"

Foolsbane says "*BAD* DRAGON! BAD, BAD!"
shadi IS DISGUSTED BY THIS DISPLAY 

Alyssa gets so excited she kisses Dragon! (at the risk of getting eaten)
Rhuarc turns to Topher "Is that a contradiction?
Seika grins.
Czhorat is born to laugh, Shadi..he's the town fool.
Hellhound nods. YES, LAUGH! :)
Foolsbane says "Poor form."
Fizzgig hugs clarissa
Lorrick says "Send him to his room, Foolsbane. :)"
Topher isn't laughing, he's CHEERING.
To quote Han Solo: Better her than me!
Smokey says "good, she didn't deserve to be here."
Clarissa hugs Fizzgig.
You say "She caused REVOLT and CHAOS here shadi!  She needed to be PUNISHED!"
Gustavef thought he was the town fool.
Naibu says "@set samia = C and lets all share."
Alyssa LOL
Bedouin whispers "Oh, gawd... I'm glad I don't have housies... they'd think I
     just lost it ;-)"
Seika follows Alyssa and kisses Draggy!
Dirk claps!
Foolsbane says "He'll toad *you* next!"

Dragon yells "THE ABDICATION thus far still stands... "
shadi says "BUT SHE DID IT FOR YOU ALL"

Seika grins.
Rousseau says "Oh! DragonSpare her Life and teach her better manners! She's
     only a mere mortal and a newbie who doesn't know anything"

Dragon says "Have you found someone to replace me yet?"

Lorrick tastes part of the chocolate toad. "Tastes like chicken!"

You yell "NO!!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Melkir says "we didn't want it"
Alyssa stuffs a sock in shadi's mouth.
China says "positively, permanently, punished."

Dragon is eager to get on with his retirement... 

Hawk-Royal bows in a moment of silence
Foolsbane hugs and comforts shadi.
Deinos yells "NO!!"
Ozzy muses that apparently, most of us didn't want anything done for us.
Smokey says "NO!"

auliya says "You can't abdicate....monarchs are for life....if you want out
     we'll have to kill you."
You say "WE WANT YOU, DRAGON!  WE ELECT YOU BACK!"

shadi says "no, leave me alone!!!"
Elaine giggles. "Naibu! I am on a diet!"

Bedouin nods to Dragon. "Where are we going, after Boston?"
Hawk-Royal hugs shadi
wapini thinks consensus is..we want to keep you.
Lorrick chants for Dragon!
Smokey says "We want you! We FEAR change!"
Dragon strums the strings of the celtic harp testing them, feeling them, making
     sure they're on pitch and in tune.  A smile slowly spreads across Dragon's
     face at the sound and feel of the instrument.

auliya nudges Bedo. "Raleigh!"
Angel says "dragon, dragon...etc.."
Ozzy chuckles at Bedo
Alyssa cheers! "DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON!!!!"
Star looks around
Czhorat plucks some fruit from the vine that's grown at his feet, starts
     juggling them, and quietly sings the praises of the Dragon.
Hawk-Royal sits down
shadi says "HOW CAN THIS BE, A WOMAN WHO SACRIFICED HER VERY SOUL...HER VERY
     LIFE FOR YOU..."
Modesty cocks an eyebrow
China says "instead of like, screaming and stuff, why don't we just give him a
     grand Rolex and let him sleep late in the mornings, and enjoy retirement?"
Melkir says "DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON"
Emma says "Bedo, try Portland.  Lotsa small breweries...."
Melkir says "Shadi...give it up"
Smokey says "She was in the wrong state of mind."
Sherlock wonders is there is ANYONE who can take Jopsy's place who knows the
     code. Or is willing to learn?
Marie says "You have killed my FRIEND"
Ozzy says "We don't CARE, shadi!"
You say "AND WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR DRAGON, SHADI!  THAT IS WAR!"
Dirk says "Hmm...put Dragon out to pasture..."
Dybs says to Dragon, "I'm afraid you'll need to go into a little more
     detail...."
Czhorat eats one of the fruits in mid-air and spits the pits in the general
     direction of the toaded Samia.
Caern is in shock at what has happened to Samia.
Foolsbane says "Toading is uncalled for!"

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		THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!
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Newt shouts "INVADERS!! THE FRENCH ARE ATTACKING FROM THE EAST!"

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Dirk says "Careful, Modesty, that eyebrow is loaded!"
OliverJones says "yes, Sherlock, there is at least one person in this room who
     is amazingly familar w/ the tinymud code."
Foolsbane says "That's cruel, Dragon!"
Modesty knows that.
Hellhound can imageine a huge dragon out in the field chewing cud.. :}
Lorrick says "So is revolution!"
shadi says "AND YOU REJOICE OVER THE DRAGON WHO WOULD DO THE SAME IF YOU EVER
     ROSE UP AGAINST YOU."
You say "SHe asked for it - SHE ASKED FOR IT!"
Kyrie says "You know, I really can't support someone who would eat a friend of
     mine!"


A cannonball whistles over town and plunges down into the dark alley maze. 
     Bricks and tinder erupt in a cloud where SlimySam's Pawn Shop once stood
     in the shadows!

You say "EVERYONE!  TO THE ARMOURY!  I HAVE BEEN STOCKPILING WEAPONS FOR THIS! 
     QUICK - EASTWARD... DEFEND THE EAST AND SOUTH WALLS!!!  RALLY!!!!!!!"


Topher says "INVADERS!!!!"

grant says "the french?"
shadi sighs and picks up the remains of her friend...
You say "EASTWARDS!!!"
Czhorat wakes up. "uh..did he say the FRENCH?!
A cannonball flies over town towards the town square.  Beds, linen, brick and
     timber erupt into the sky as The Knight's Inn is reduced to rubble!!

Modesty says "HO boy... "
You yell "FOLLOW ME!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Bedouin ohmigawds - the FRENCH are attacking??
Star types --> e
Easter Street
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
scrap of paper
You yell "TO THE ARMOURY - DEFEND THE WALLS!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 3 rooms.
Far Easter Street
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
Hellhound
You yell "QUICK - GATHER BOWS AND QUIVERS!!!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 0 rooms.
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.
DragonMud Armoury
You are in the showroom of the Armoury, an old converted stone warehouse that
     has seen better days. A very muscular dwarf named Gimthor Trollslayer
     stands behind a worn, L-shaped counter that connects the showroom's south
     and west walls. Behind the counter are doors leading south and west. A
     section of the counter top looks like it may be swung open for access. A
     door leading to Far Easter Street is to the east.
A few swords, daggers, and other weapons hang on the walls of the showroom.
     They are all of extremely cheap quality, and look as though they would not
     last through one real battle.
[ Exits: Out to the street ]
Contents:
a full quiver of arrows
a bow
a sword
Hellhound
Rhuarc
You yell "QUICK - GATHER BOWS AND QUIVERS!!!!!"

Hellhound says "where to?"
You say "PEOPLE - SPLIUT UP - SOME TO THE SOUTH WALL - SOME TO THE EAST!!!"
Caern shouts "All non-combatants follow me to the clock tower!  I will protect
     you!"

You yell "DEFEND THE EAST AND THE SOUTH AGAINST THE FRENCH!!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 0 rooms.


You open the door and walk through onto Far Easter Street.
Far Easter Street
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
Angel
Smokey
Rin
auliya
* Dragon just made this place windy.
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
Kyrie
shadi
scrap of paper
Town Square [ Windy ]
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
[ Exits: Over to the Porticos,  East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat
     Street,  Northeast into Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo
     Station,  Southeast to the Bazaar,  Cab,  Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over
     the Bridge,  South along Austral Avenue,  Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Ruins of the Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Angel
grant
Clarissa
Seika
Mortis
bookworm
Dragon
illousa
Abbot
Fairfont
Katharyn
Bluff
Malacar
Arye
Foolsbane
China
Dor
guest
Nizam
Sherlock
Rousseau
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks
Angel is confused..
Mortis shouts "Now where did I put that Scythe...oh Death's work is never
     done..."
You yell "PEOPLE - ARE YOU DEAF!!  ARM YOURSELVES!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 4 rooms.
Drums beat in the distance, the French horns blare.  Cannonballs fill the air
     and the smell of war crawls by like an evil fog.

Moose hails an approaching express carriage and hops in.
You say "SOUTH WALL TOO!!!  SPREAD OUT ON BOTH WALLS!!!" to everyone.
Dragon shouts "Bows and Quivers of Arrows are available in the Armory on Easter
     Street... Take them and defend the walls East and south of town!"
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
Mortis
shadi
scrap of paper
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
Mortis
grant
Emma
auliya
roark

Dragon shouts "HURRY if you want a realm left for my successor!"

Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
Contents:
Gyra
Star types --> up
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Ozzy
grant
Randall
Nizam
Milana
Wysceroth
Druid
Gustavef
Melkir
Czhorat
Dybs
Elaine
Smokey
a bucket
Topher
Hellhound
Elaine types --> nock arrow
Topher draws an arrow.
You say "SPREAD TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH!!!" to everyone.
Melkir parries with the sword.
Smokey types --> nock
Alyssa draws an arrow.
Topher draws an arrow.
Druid says "D'OH"
The archer, Topher, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
Emma draws an arrow.
Czhorat draws an arrow.
Druid draws an arrow.
Caern shouts "All non-combatants, join me at the south balcony of the Town Hall
     Clocktower!  I will protect you there!"
Modesty draws an arrow.
Gustavef draws an arrow.
You yell "SOME OF YOU FOLLOW ME TO THE SOUTH WALL!!!  WE MUST DEFEND THERE
     TOO!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 0 rooms.
Milana draws an arrow.
Moose draws an arrow.
Mr.Pinky draws an arrow.

Randall draws an arrow.
Gyra heads northwest around the tower.
The archer, Druid, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
auliya brandishes her sword.
down
Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
You've found a crown on the ground!
Streel climbs up.
Star types --> w
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
illousa
roark
Star types --> w
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
Blackwolf
scrap of paper
Star types --> w
Town Square [ Windy ]
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
[ Exits: Over to the Porticos,  East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat
     Street,  Northeast into Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo
     Station,  Southeast to the Bazaar,  Cab,  Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over
     the Bridge,  South along Austral Avenue,  Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Ruins of the Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Melkir
Kyrie
Mortis
Seika
Dragon
Fairfont
Malacar
Arye
Dor
guest
Rousseau
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks
You've found a crown on the ground!
Austral Avenue
You're on a wide stretch of road between the Bazaar and the river Thames.
To the west, the road drops off abruptly into the river, except where planks
     lead out to rotting homes on what's left of the old pier.
[ Exits: East to the Bazaar,  cab,  south,  West into a Hovel,  North to the
     town square ]
Far Austral Avenue
The scenery gets worse and worse. The smell of garbage IS tangible here!
     Poverty surrounds you, the street is a river of slime and putrescence.
[ Exits: South through the Gate,  East into a tiny alley,  cab,  West to the
     Docks,  North along Austral ]
Contents:
Avi
Darkling
Avi says "Darkling, do you know what we are supposed to be doing?"
Darkling says "i just fired an arrow at someone"
A black bolt of lighting charges through the sky, coming from France...
Avi says "Star, what now?"
Star types --> draw arrow
You draw an arrow.
Star types --> nock arrow
You nock the arrow.
Star types --> draw bow
You draw the bow.
Star types --> let fly
You pull back just a bit more before releasing the arrow and the bow splinters
     in your hands!  You'll have to get another bow.
Darkling says "Star i fired an arrow already. nothing happpened"

Dragon shouts "Bedouin!  Josephine is casting spells from The Eiffel Tower! 
     Counter her!"

From the top of the Tower of the Magi, Bedo summons energy from the skies -
     then, pausing, hurls a bolt back over the English Channel.


You say "You have to keep drawing arrows - and you may need to rearm yourself!"
Avi says "Star, is my sword worth anything at all?"
Star must re-arm
Sherlock draws an arrow.
You say "It will be later - defend the south for us!!!"
Modesty tries to go South through the Gate.
You yell "COME FIGHT FOR LONDON!!!!"
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.
DragonMud Armoury [ Windy ]
You are in the showroom of the Armoury, an old converted stone warehouse that
     has seen better days. A very muscular dwarf named Gimthor Trollslayer
     stands behind a worn, L-shaped counter that connects the showroom's south
     and west walls. Behind the counter are doors leading south and west. A
     section of the counter top looks like it may be swung open for access. A
     door leading to Far Easter Street is to the east.
A few swords, daggers, and other weapons hang on the walls of the showroom.
     They are all of extremely cheap quality, and look as though they would not
     last through one real battle.
[ Exits: Out to the street ]
Contents:
a full quiver of arrows
a bow
a sword
Streel

"Damn" Bedo mutters. "I forgot to allow for windage."

out
You open the door and walk through onto Far Easter Street.
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
roark
e
Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
Contents:
Deinos
Deinos climbs up.
up
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Deinos
Katharyn
Moose
Blackwolf
grant
illousa
Ozzy
Mr.Pinky
Randall
Wysceroth
a bucket
Hellhound
Deinos futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Mr.Pinky breaks their bow accidentally.
Moose futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Ozzy draws an arrow.
grant breaks their bow accidentally.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Deinos breaks their bow accidentally.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Gustavef draws an arrow.
grant says "dang"
Moose pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
You yell "SHOULD YOU RUN OUT OF ARROWS, OR YOUR BOW BREAK _ GO RE-ARM!!!"
Ozzy futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Moose futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Mr.Pinky draws an arrow.
grant draws an arrow.
Mr.Pinky nocks the arrow.
Ozzy heads northwest around the tower.
let fly
You look over the wall at an archer much like yourself, only wearing French
     Blue instead of English Red.  You aim for him and let fly.  His arrow
     appears in your chest at the same moment yours runs him through.
Gustavef coughs and spits up blood as he writhes on the ground in pain.
The archer, Mr.Pinky, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
Czhorat says "My lady Milana..."
Death arrives to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.
He whisks you away to a place where he can collect you once you expire.
You are being teleported by Mortis!
You feel a wrenching sensation...
TinyLondon Town Hall [ Windy ]
You are standing in a spacious collonade lined with Pillars and arches. Each
     arch bears a wooden sign with gold lettering. Square holes in the ceiling
     let sunlight pour in, onto several bubbling fountains.
[ Exits: Up to the Clock Tower,  Out to the Street ]
Contents:
Druid
China
Alyssa
Topher
wapini
DragonMud Rules and Regulations
Topher begins climbing up the Clock Tower stairs.
wapini nods to topher
Druid steps out to the west.
China begins climbing up the Clock Tower stairs.
You yell "I'm DOWN!!!"
Alyssa ACKs!
KitschKiller begins climbing up the Clock Tower stairs.
Alyssa steps out to the west.
Mr.Pinky looks down at his chest in terror
Star coughs and sputters
Mr.Pinky begins climbing up the Clock Tower stairs.

wapini is laggig!
Star is dead again!
Star coughs up blood!

Alicia bandages Star
Marie laughs at Star "I hope you die!
Naibu rushes to Star's side.
grant is bleeding.
Czhorat steps out to the west.
Marie says "You and all his supporters!"
shadi says "wapini quick, help star!"
grant draws an arrow and shoots Marie.

Ozzy steps out to the west.
wapini did
Marie says "who let her die like that!"
Topher lies in a pool of blood.
Gustavef says "I've been hit."
Star cough



up
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Dybs
Milana
Dandrea
Gambit
Alyssa
Darkling
Blackwolf
illousa
Randall
a bucket
Hellhound
Alyssa draws the sword.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Dandrea nocks the arrow.
Milana draws an arrow.
Blackwolf draws an arrow.
You release the arrow and it whizzes past someone nearby.  They scream and look
     around bewildered.
Darkling draws an arrow.
Alyssa giggles
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Melkir
Druid
Melkir draws an arrow.
You say "You ok up here??" to everyone.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Outside the North East Tower [ NoWho Windy ]
You're on a stretch of walkway surrounding the northeast residential tower. 
     The Thames rushes by just north of the tower as it flows east towards the
     sea.
[ Commands: Push the ladder away from the wall ]
[ Exits: South along the wall,  West along the wall ]
Contents:
There are siege ladders leaning against the wall here.
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Melkir
Druid
Melkir pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
Star types --> push ladder
Druid says "Nope... I'm wounded."
Melkir draws an arrow.
The Battlements over the Northern Gates [ NoWho ]
Below you is the Thames as it emerges from town and snakes east.  A guardshack
     here controls the drawbridge that spans the river.
[ Exits: North into the Guardshack,  East along the wall,  West along the wall,
     Down a twist of narrow stone stairs ]
You've found a crown on the ground!
Another bolt screams across the channel, narrowly missing the Tower of the
     Magi.
A cloud of cobblestones and dirt erupts into the air from there!

At the clocktower, you see Caern catch a red-hot cannonball!  He juggles it
     till it's cool enough to hold, then lobs it to the harbor, where it
     strikes a French ship!
You release the arrow and it whizzes past someone nearby.  They scream and look
     around bewildered.
Druid pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Druid pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
s
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Nizam
grant
Dirk
Naibu
Mortis
Gambit
illousa
Randall
Hellhound
grant draws an arrow.
grant draws an arrow.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.

Dragon shouts "RIN!  To Me!"

South East Tower [ NoWho Windy ]
You're on a walkway surrounding the southeast tower.  The fields to the south
     and east have gone fallow with neglect.
[ Exits: West along the wall,  North along the wall ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Katharyn
Blackwolf
Dybs
Dandrea
Alyssa
auliya
Wysceroth
Emma
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Modesty
Gustavef
Nizam
grant
Dirk
Naibu
Mortis
Gambit
illousa
Randall
Hellhound
Nizam draws an arrow.
grant draws an arrow.
The archer, grant, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
You say "PEOPLE TO THE NORTH - WE NEED MORE TO THE NORTH!" to everyone.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Star types --> n
Outside the North East Tower [ NoWho Windy ]
You're on a stretch of walkway surrounding the northeast residential tower. 
     The Thames rushes by just north of the tower as it flows east towards the
     sea.
[ Exits: South along the wall,  West along the wall ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Melkir
Druid
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
let fly
You release the arrow and it whizzes past someone nearby.  They scream and look
     around bewildered.
push ladder
You Push the ladder away from the wall.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.

You say "Thank you!" to everyone.
let fly
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
You release the arrow and it whizzes past someone nearby.  They scream and look
     around bewildered.
Nizam futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Druid pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.

Bedo plugs her ears, as Jospehine screams vile threats from the Eiffel Tower -
     then hurls a blazing streak of fire toward France.

Nizam says "Huh?"
Gustavef draws an arrow.
You say "You need a new quiver - back to the armory!" to everyone.
Druid says "Anyway to get healed/"
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Naibu draws an arrow.
Modesty pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
You yell "IF YOU RUN OUT OF ARROWS, OR YOUR BOW BREAKS, GO GET MORE!  "
Modesty draws an arrow.
A flaming cannoonball comes hurtling toward the Clock tower and the innocents
     of DragonMud...
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
let fly
Modesty pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
push ladder
Modesty draws an arrow.
The archer, Modesty, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
Modesty yells "AAAAUUUUGGGH"
let fly
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Dirk draws an arrow.
Nizam futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
push ladder
Modesty pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
Gustavef draws an arrow.
let fly
You release the arrow and it thunks into the ground harmlessly.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Gustavef nocks the arrow.
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Deinos
Moose
Mr.Pinky
Ozzy
grant
KitschKiller
illousa
Randall
Hellhound
Deinos futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
grant draws an arrow.
grant nocks the arrow.
grant breaks their bow accidentally.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
Modesty pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
let fly
Topher draws an arrow.
Topher nocks the arrow.
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
grant draws an arrow.
Topher draws an arrow.
Topher futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
grant draws an arrow.
grant futilely grasps at its quiver for another arrow.
You hear a woody clack nearby and see a seige ladder being propped up against
     the wall.  The top of the ladder starts wobbling violently.
let fly
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
Randall pushes the seige ladder away from the wall.  The soldier on it yells
     "Merde!" before plummeting into the mass of soldiers below.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
Mr.Pinky futilely grasps at its quiver for another arrow.
Deinos draws an arrow.
grant futilely grasps at its quiver for another arrow.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Nizam heads northwest around the tower.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Topher is out of arrows, again.
let fly
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Mr.Pinky futilely grasps at its quiver for another arrow.
grant nocks the arrow.
Moose futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Deinos nocks the arrow.
let fly
Deinos draws an arrow.
Deinos nocks the arrow.
Deinos breaks their bow accidentally.
You release the arrow and it thunks into the ground harmlessly.
grant draws an arrow.
grant nocks the arrow.
Moose futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Mr.Pinky futilely grasps at its quiver for another arrow.
grant draws an arrow.

A battering ram rolls down the eastern hills and collides with The Great
     Eastern Gates shattering them!!


grant nocks the arrow.
Deinos draws an arrow.
Deinos nocks the arrow.
Deinos breaks their bow accidentally.
grant says "The gates!"
let fly
You carefully aim and release the arrow which screams through the air right
     narrowly missing your target.
let fly
You release the arrow and it whizzes past someone nearby.  They scream and look
     around bewildered.
down
Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Streel
Foolsbane
Alyssa
Modesty
grant
Topher
Dandrea
w
s
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Kyrie
Sherlock
Melkir
Gustavef
Moose
Darkling
guest
roark
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.
DragonMud Armoury [ Windy ]
You are in the showroom of the Armoury, an old converted stone warehouse that
     has seen better days. A very muscular dwarf named Gimthor Trollslayer
     stands behind a worn, L-shaped counter that connects the showroom's south
     and west walls. Behind the counter are doors leading south and west. A
     section of the counter top looks like it may be swung open for access. A
     door leading to Far Easter Street is to the east.
A few swords, daggers, and other weapons hang on the walls of the showroom.
     They are all of extremely cheap quality, and look as though they would not
     last through one real battle.
[ Exits: Out to the street ]
Contents:
a full quiver of arrows
a bow
a sword

French Swordsmen charge into the town slaying as they come...

out
You open the door and walk through onto Far Easter Street.
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Sherlock
Melkir
Gustavef
Moose
Darkling
guest
roark
Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Naibu
Kyrie
Mr.Pinky
Streel
Alyssa
grant
Dandrea
Mr.Pinky says "How are you topher.....that arrow still in ya?"
Dirk draws an arrow.

You yell "THEY"RE COMING THROUGH!!!"


The archer, Randall, has been mortally wounded by a French arrow!
Moose draws an arrow.
You yell "TO THE STREETS!!!!"

Randall heads northwest around the tower.
You yell "QUICK - GET SWORDS AT THE ARMORY!!!"

n
Outside the North East Tower [ NoWho Windy ]
You're on a stretch of walkway surrounding the northeast residential tower. 
     The Thames rushes by just north of the tower as it flows east towards the
     sea.
[ Commands: Push the ladder away from the wall ]
[ Exits: South along the wall,  West along the wall ]
Contents:
There are siege ladders leaning against the wall here.
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
The force of the fireballs cascading across the realm's sky increases, and
     Josephine feels imminent victory approach Town Square, as Napoleon's
     forces advance.
push ladder
You Push the ladder away from the wall.
The ladder is picked up by several French soldiers who turn it about and begin
     lifting it for another attempt at the wall.
s
down
Eastern Battlements [ NoWho Windy ]
You are above the eastern gate.  The battlements are wide, with room for
     several people to maneuver easily.
[ Exits: North along the wall,  South along the wall,  Down a twist of narrow
     stone steps ]
Contents:
hords of French soldiers can be seen below the wall here
Hellhound
Easter and Rising [ Windy ]
You're standing before the Great Eastern Gate of TinyLondon. The cobblestones
     are worn smooth here from years of constant useage.
[ Exits: Up to the Battlements,  East through the Gates,  West on Easter Street
     ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Mr.Pinky
Katharyn
Naibu
OliverJones
Blackwolf
Ozzy
Nizam
Kyrie
OliverJones is in mortal agony.
The soldier, Blackwolf, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Ozzy, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Mr.Pinky says "Naibu...no!"
Emma draws the sword.
grant bleeds on you.

Another cannonball comes screaming through the air at the Clock Tower!  Once
     more Caern catches it.  He juggles it...and drops it on his foot.  You
     hear "OW! OW! OW!" from the Clock Tower.

Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
guest
grant
Streel
Elaine
Katharyn
Angel
OliverJones
Deinos
Alyssa
Druid
Sherlock
roark
The soldier, Grant, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Sherlock futilely grasps at his quiver for another arrow.
Angel draws the sword.
The soldier, Alyssa, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
The soldier, OliverJones, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
OliverJones says "Dead again."
draw sword
grant gurgles
You draw the sword and swing it in your hands.  Its finely honed blade is good
     for thrusting, swinging, or parrying.
parry
The soldier, Druid, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
You block the blow, riposte and skewer your opponent's balance arm.
Avi says "How do I kill people?" from Easter Street.
Deinos thrusts the sword.
thrust
You thrust with your sword but the French soldier's blade comes far too close
     to your neck for comfort, and you parry instead.

OliverJones swings the sword.
Angel thrusts the sword.
grant says "avi - draw sword, then swing, thrust, or parry" from Easter Street.
You yell "FIGHT FOR THE DRAGON!!!  FIGHT FOR LONDON!!!"
The soldier, Alyssa, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
Darkling says "yay! i killed one!"
OliverJones parries with the sword.
Dandrea swings the sword.
OliverJones parries with the sword.
Nizam swings the sword.
thrust
Modesty parries with the sword.
You run your opponent through with your sword.  Too late, you realize that your
     sword has become quite firmly stuck in the chest of the dying soldier.  As
     you frantically attempt to pull it out, another soldier slices you through
     the midsection.  You fall to the ground in a pile of your own entrails,
     mortally wounded.
The soldier, Angel, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Dandrea, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
You say "ARGGGH!" to everyone.

The soldier, OliverJones, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Star coughs!
Death arrives to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.
He whisks you away to a place where he can collect you once you expire.
You are being teleported by Mortis!
You feel a wrenching sensation...
TinyLondon Town Hall [ Windy ]
You are standing in a spacious collonade lined with Pillars and arches. Each
     arch bears a wooden sign with gold lettering. Square holes in the ceiling
     let sunlight pour in, onto several bubbling fountains.
[ Exits: Up to the Clock Tower,  Out to the Street ]
Contents:
Angel
Deinos
Naibu
Mr.Pinky
Ozzy
Randall
Topher
Milana
Czhorat
wapini
DragonMud Rules and Regulations
Deinos is getting dizzy from being killed.
OliverJones steps out to the west.
Deinos steps out to the west.
Randall steps out to the west.
Star coughs blood
Naibu can't move.
Angel says "how do you not be killed?"
out
Druid steps out to the west.
Narthat Street
You stand surrounded by large buildings of Roman design. Chariots rush by you,
     carrying important bureaucrats to their important destinations.
[ Exits: South to the town square,  East into the Town Hall ]
Contents:
Druid
Randall
KitschKiller
The Town Hall
Ozzy says "More to the point:  how do we revive?" from TinyLondon Town Hall.
Druid strides over to the Town Hall.
Josephine 'hrmphs' as one of her spectacular fire cascades falls short and
     vaporizes a few fish in the Channel.
grant strides over to the Town Hall.
s
Town Square [ Windy ]
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
[ Exits: Over to the Porticos,  East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat
     Street,  Northeast into Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo
     Station,  Southeast to the Bazaar,  Cab,  Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over
     the Bridge,  South along Austral Avenue,  Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Ruins of the Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Randall
Rousseau
Dybs
Michael
stargazer
auliya
Dragon
Fairfont
Malacar
Arye
Dor
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks
e
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Naibu
Sherlock
Elaine
Hawk-Royal
Gyra
scrap of paper
Town Square [ Windy ]
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
s
[ Exits: East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat Street,  Northeast into
     Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo Station,  Southeast to the
     Bazaar,  Cab,  Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over the Bridge,  South along
     Austral Avenue,  Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Ruins of the Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Mr.Pinky
Rousseau
Dybs
Michael
stargazer
auliya
Dragon
Fairfont
Malacar
Arye
Dor
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks
Dybs takes Avi under huis wing.
Mr.Pinky says "and to think I was about to leave"
e
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Alyssa
Streel
KitschKiller
Elaine
Hawk-Royal
Gyra
scrap of paper
e
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Druid
Blackwolf
Nizam
Dandrea
Deinos
OliverJones
Rin
Gustavef
Katharyn
Wysceroth
roark
The soldier, Rin, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
The soldier, Druid, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
s
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.
DragonMud Armoury [ Windy ]
You are in the showroom of the Armoury, an old converted stone warehouse that
     has seen better days. A very muscular dwarf named Gimthor Trollslayer
     stands behind a worn, L-shaped counter that connects the showroom's south
     and west walls. Behind the counter are doors leading south and west. A
     section of the counter top looks like it may be swung open for access. A
     door leading to Far Easter Street is to the east.
A few swords, daggers, and other weapons hang on the walls of the showroom.
     They are all of extremely cheap quality, and look as though they would not
     last through one real battle.
[ Exits: Out to the street ]
Contents:
a full quiver of arrows
a bow
a sword
Deinos
Streel
Alyssa
get sword
You open the door and walk through onto Far Easter Street.
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Alyssa
KitschKiller
Moose
Druid
Nizam
OliverJones
Rin
Gustavef
Katharyn
Wysceroth
roark
The soldier, Moose, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Alyssa, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
KitschKiller thrusts the sword.
Streel parries with the sword.
draw sword
parry
You swing the sword up to parry an imaginary blow.

"Ah HA!" Bedo crows, as she zots the Eiffel Tower with a direct hit, and toasts
     Josephine's toenails.

The soldier, Blackwolf, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
A few French swordsman are engaged in combat with townsfolk.
Gustavef
Blackwolf
KitschKiller
Druid
OliverJones
Rin
Wysceroth
roark
The soldier, Gustavef, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat..
You yell "YAY BEDOUIN!!!!"
Your yell could be heard in at least 0 rooms.
KitschKiller thrusts the sword.
OliverJones swings his sword in a tight arc and accidently dismembers Ozzy.
thrust
You run your opponent through with your sword.  Too late, you realize that your
     sword has become quite firmly stuck in the chest of the dying soldier.  As
     you frantically attempt to pull it out, another soldier slices you through
     the midsection.  You fall to the ground in a pile of your own entrails,
     mortally wounded.
grant parries with the sword.
The soldier, Gustavef, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Mr.Pinky, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
You say "AGH!" to everyone.
The soldier, Grant, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Dandrea, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Nizam, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Mr.Pinky says "ack"
The soldier, KitschKiller, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Angel, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
grant holds his guts in
Mr.Pinky says "not agian"
You yell "MEDIC!"
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
An undefeatable number of French swordsmen are here engaged in battle!
China
KitschKiller
Tierlyn
Naibu
Gyra
scrap of paper
Town Square [ Windy ]
Once a quiet intersection, the Town Square has now become a rowdy haven for
     gossipers fond of hanging around the wishing well and the various
     prestigious establishments found here. The meager flowers that pushed
     their way up through the cobblestones have been trampled nearly flat. A
     small tree near the well is all that survives.
[ Exits: East to Easter Street,  North along Narthat Street,  Northeast into
     Quester's Rest,  Southwest into the Waterloo Station,  Southeast to the
     Bazaar,  Cab,  Wishing Well,  Wall,  West over the Bridge,  South along
     Austral Avenue,  Fly UP into the clouds ]
Contents:
The Ruins of the Knight's Inn
A Dark Proclamation
A Map of London
Deinos
Alyssa
Druid
Hellhound
Elaine
Czhorat
Milana
Rhuarc
Sherlock
Rousseau
Dybs
stargazer
Dragon
Fairfont
Malacar
Arye
Dor
Graffito
Flier
Gift-Wrapped Guillotine
part 2 of Jopsy's abdication
part 1 of Jopsy's abdication
DragonMUD Calendar!
The Stocks
You've found a crown on the ground!
Elaine starts to cry.
Druid says "There are an undefeatable number of Frendh swordsmen IN ME!"

Melkir says "Really?"
Melkir says "Must hurt"
Sherlock draws an arrow.
Sizzling fire falls from the sky, as shreds of flame fall from their intended
     trajectories.
Darkling says "why does it say east is not linked"
Sherlock draws an arrow.
Rin gets horridly spammed!

A cannonball flies into town again, taking out a shop in the bazaar!

Hellhound says "something got screwed"
Dragon says "Arrows won't help you here.. "
You page "The armoury for a sword, then to the streets to fight the French
     invaders!!!" to Hellhound
grant says "are they here yet?"
You yell "USE YOR SWORDS!"
Dybs says "Dragon.  Dragon!  Is this the non-participatory part?"
Alyssa is blown to bits by a cannonball.
stargazer thinks that Dragon should reward the faithful!
Dybs gives Alyssa $15.00
Lorrick says "Captain!  We kinna take much more O' this!@"
Lorrick is blown to bits by a cannonball.
Dybs is blown to bits by a cannonball.

The soldier, OliverJones, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Avi, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Easter Street [ Windy ]
The passage of time has transformed this street hideously. The precariously
     tilting cobblestoned street leaves some establishments half buried. New
     shops have been built on top of old ones. Stairs are everywhere. There
     isn't a single level surface on this street. Layers of gaudy paint color
     the shops in bright red and blue hues.
[ Commands: read plaque ]
[ Exits: Down to the White Hart Taproom,  East down the street,  West to the
     town square ]
Contents:
An undefeatable number of French swordsmen are here engaged in battle!
Blackwolf
rat
Rhuarc
Elaine
Nizam
Gyra
scrap of paper
e
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
An undefeatable number of French swordsmen are here engaged in battle!
KitschKiller
OliverJones
Dandrea
Deinos
Gustavef
Katharyn
Bluff
roark
s
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.
DragonMud Armoury [ Windy ]
You are in the showroom of the Armoury, an old converted stone warehouse that
     has seen better days. A very muscular dwarf named Gimthor Trollslayer
     stands behind a worn, L-shaped counter that connects the showroom's south
     and west walls. Behind the counter are doors leading south and west. A
     section of the counter top looks like it may be swung open for access. A
     door leading to Far Easter Street is to the east.
A few swords, daggers, and other weapons hang on the walls of the showroom.
     They are all of extremely cheap quality, and look as though they would not
     last through one real battle.
[ Exits: Out to the street ]
Contents:
a full quiver of arrows
a bow
a sword
Angel
get sword
Taken.
Far Easter Street [ Windy ]
You're on a clean cobblestone street surrounded by three story shops who's
     upper levels lean out over the street. Dark timber crisscrosses the
     colourful storefronts. Leaded glass is set in the windows. The town wall
     seems further to the east, how curious.
[ Exits: East to an intersection,  South into the Armoury,  West along the
     street ]
Contents:
An undefeatable number of French swordsmen are here engaged in battle!
rat
Druid
KitschKiller
OliverJones
Deinos
Katharyn
Bluff
roark
Deinos parries with the sword.
The soldier, Deinos, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
Dandrea swings the sword.
The soldier, Angel, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Dandrea, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.

A cannon ball screeches over head with a WHOOSH!
With a thunderous roar, a fireball replaces one of your nearbye companions. 

Deinos thrusts the sword.
Deinos thrusts the sword.
parry
You succeed in blocking the blow but there are so many French around that
     you're quickly run through from behind by another filthy frog.  You fall
     to the ground in mortal agony.
The soldier, Deinos, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, KitschKiller, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
The soldier, Deinos, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
You yell "I'm DOWN!"
The soldier, Dandrea, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
thrust

Deinos thrusts the sword.
Deinos thrusts the sword.
Dandrea parries with the sword.
The soldier, Deinos, has been mortally wounded in hand-to-hand combat.
parry
You succeed in blocking the blow but there are so many French around that
     you're quickly run through from behind by another filthy frog.  You fall
     to the ground in mortal agony.
s
Nizam coughs and spits up blood as he writhes on the ground in pain.
You open a large wooden door and step into the armoury.

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	START OF FINAL STAGE - EVERYONE DIES, AND GETS BOX SEATS
	FOR THE FINAL CONFRONTATION.  HOW CUSHY!!  :^)  :^)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Star types --> up
Box Seat
A simple box seat.  Comfortable chairs and an excellent view of the middle of
     TinyLondon.
[ Exits: Out ]
You say "Hello?"
Rousseau got wounded by a slimy arrow (from Town Square)
Newt cries out! "I'm Hit!  I'm HIT!"

Ozzy says "Hi"
Melkir says "woah...I think going north was a bad idea"
Dragon Grins. (from Town Square)
stargazer says "NEWT!!!" from Town Square.
Avi says "Hi All."
Ozzy says "Things got pretty bad there, didn't they."
You say "No - everyone will end up here - now we just watch, and stay quiet!"
Melkir says "YES! Someone killed newt :-)"
Star sighs
Hawk-Royal says "how do i get healed" from TinyLondon Town Hall.
auliya says "Can I toad him? Huh? Please?!" from Town Square.
You say "We seem to be losing!"
Alyssa pouts.
Melkir says "We can't seem to be winning"
auliya hasn't toaded Newt for YEARS! (from Town Square)
Alyssa says "But I fought so hard!"
stargazer sobs inconsolably (from Town Square)
Topher says "Wapini will cure you. Have patience." from TinyLondon Town Hall.
Rin shouts "auliya = umm.. he's a god."
Alyssa sniffles.
Melkir says "There isn't really anyway as I see it"
You say "We all did, Alyssa... I'm proud of you all!!"
auliya offers stargazer a brownie. (from Town Square)

From the top of the Clock Tower, Caern makes a frantic grab at a passing
     cannonball.  It whistles past, only to hit something expensive somewhere
     else.

Ozzy sits quietly, trying to see...
Topher says "She's a wizard, but still has limits." from TinyLondon Town Hall.
grant says "we're losing." from Town Square.

Hawk-Royal says "ok" from TinyLondon Town Hall.
Avi says "That was annoying. After every one of my kills, I got killed in
     return."
Hawk-Royal lies on the ground (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
Moose yells "FUCK.  FUCK LINKS" from The Afterlife Theatre.
Melkir nods

Bedo winces, as that cannonball that Caern just missed sails past her head.

Ozzy says "Maybe, maybe not.  Footsoldiers never get teh real dope.  DEAD
     footsoldiers almost NEVER know what's going on"
Melkir says "Entertaining tho..."
You page "GREAT!  *HUG*  It's going GREAT!" to Dragon
A ghostly voice yells, "Language, Moose!  For shame."
Rousseau says "Asks if ther's any dragonblood left in tyhe tearoom" from Town
     Square.

Star scolds Moose too
Topher grins. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
You say "PEOPLE  LISTEN UP!!!!"
Avi says "Anyone else feel nervous?"
Hawk-Royal smiles (from TinyLondon Town Hall)


Moose yells "Bite me, I'm dead." from The Afterlife Theatre.
Melkir smiles
A gust of wind blows by you.

You say "THE LAST PART OF TONIGHT IS JUST FOR DRAGON!  WE ARE HERE AS
     SPECTATORS!"

Rousseau says "We could give it to the wounde andead! they would rise again!"
     from Town Square.
Dragon says "Sherlock... the arrows won't do you any good here... try from the
     walls.. :-)" from Town Square.

From atop the Tower of the Magi, Bedo redoubles her efforts against Josephine,
     hoping that by taking her out, the French armies might lose their heart.

Sherlock says "Yikes" from Town Square.
* Dragon has arrived in Town Square.
The Afterlife Theatre
You are in a ghostly transparent hallway leading up to some box seats with an
     excellent view of town and the happenings there.  
[ Exits: up to the box seat ]
Contents:
An Easel supporting The Afterlife Theatre House Rules.
A gust of wind blows by you.
Dybs yells ""I've been stripped!"" from Box Seat.
* Dragon has arrived in Town Square.

l easel
The placard on the easel reads "Welcome to The Afterlife Theater!  During the
     show, please be considerate and avoid talking.  Remember, the people here
     have paid for their tickets with their very lives!  Don't ruin the
     experience for them, or yourself.  Tickets are Non-refundable and escapees
     will be booted. :-)"

Dandrea says "er...looks like this is home"
Alyssa yells "DAMN, STAR, YA DON'T HAVE TA YELL!" from Box Seat.
Moose yells "Woohoo, dybs!" from Box Seat.
* Mortis has arrived in Town Square.
up
Box Seat
A simple box seat.  Comfortable chairs and an excellent view of the middle of
     TinyLondon.
[ Exits: Out ]
Elaine says "Dragon! Save us!" from Town Square.
wapini grins. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
Bedouin zings a juicy flame-ball past Josephine's head, sizzling her eyelashes.
"I hope everyone's read the rules, downstairs??
You say "I hope everyone's read the rules, downstairs??"

Dragon shouts "Gett'em Bedo!!"
wapini hgus Topher! (from TinyLondon Town Hall)

Topher cheers bedo on. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
auliya wants to know h'come Dragon isn't dive-bombing them. (from Town Square)
grant says "Agh!" from Town Square.
Bedo is tryin', darlin'... but the distance is so great!
Rousseau says ";shoots the intruders!" from Town Square.
Dragon smiles warmly at Auliya. "And why not you?  (from Town Square)
Rousseau shoots the intruders (from Town Square)
Hawk-Royal says "again" from TinyLondon Town Hall.
Elaine shrieks and huddles under Dragon. (from Town Square)
Milana says "Hiya HR" from TinyLondon Town Hall.
auliya never has been good at military stuff....or administration....hence
     letting you take care of everything, Dragon. (from Town Square)
wapini got 196 of them healed. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
Rousseau fights the soldiers with his sword (from Town Square)
You page "Yay wapini!!!!" to wapini
Star sits and waits for the rest to die

From the top of the Clock Tower, Caern finally catches another cannonball.  He
     juggles it till it cools, and heaves it out over the city walls, where it
     pounds a suitable number of French soldiers into an unpleasant jelly.

Star goes to the concession stand for Popcorn

Bedo digs down to her toenails, calling on everything the Dragon has ever
     taught her about hurling flame, and *)ZOTS(* the Eiffel Tower with a
     direct hit, turning it into a glowing candle.

Avi says "Star, how is it that no gods or wizards are connected?"
Rhuarc whispers "can you get me a Snickers (tm)? :-)"
You whisper "Okay" to Rhuarc.
Mortis shouts "I need a deputy! Too many bodies to reap at once!"
Caern shouts "HAH!"
Dirk shouts "Jolly good show, Bedo!"
wapini shouts "Go Bedo!"
You say "There are god and wizes connected"

Bedo sighs, as she sees Josephine floating above the remains of the tower,
     winding up to return fire.

Rin offers to help mortis! (from Town Square)
Sherlock says "LONG LIVE JOPSY!"
You page "I think he needs a +wiz, someone who can teleport" to Rin
Rin pages: i AM a wiz.
Avi says "Oh, I don't see any when I run a WHOIS"

* Dragon has arrived in Town Square.
Caern, irritated, rips one of the clappers out of the Clock Tower's long-silent
     bells, and heaves it toward the harbor.  It punches a hole in another
     French ship!

You say "People - no matter how hard you try to escape, you'll end up here. 
     Stay and watch"
You page "REALLY???  Since WHEN??" to Rin
Rin pages: couple mins ago!

Several French swordsman sneak around the Town Square heading west for
     Bedouin...

You page "CONGRATS!@!!  *HUGHUGHUG*" to Rin
wapini ohohs. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
Rin shouts "bedouin = WATCH OUT!"
Ducking left, then right, Bedo tries to avoid and deflect the balls of fire
     hurled toward the Tower of the Magi.
Dirk shouts "Bedo! Look out for the swordsman!"
Dragon shouts "West!  To Bedouin!"
Avi says "Star, are the French made up, or is there another MUD that they're
     from?"

Star grinz
Bedo draws Heart's Razor, and snarls at the soldiers approaching the Tower.
     "Come on.... Come on...." she murmurs.
You say "WAit - it's BAD!"
wapini draws her hawk..defending her goddess. (from Town Square)
Rin looks worried..
Rhuarc says "Star, what's that 'twig snap behind you'?"
You say "People arriving here"
Rhuarc says "ah"
Hawk-Royal ows
Hawk-Royal says "stupid french"
Wielding Heart's Razor, with Rin by her side, Bedo hacks and slashes, smiling
     grimly.
Sherlock wonders HOW LONG IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN TO BUILD ALL TYIS
Rin shouts "THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!"
Sherlock yells "I WISH I COULD HELP!"
Hawk-Royal gets a gut ache
Dragon shouts "All survivors!  To Me in the Town Square!"
Czhorat shrugs. (from TinyLondon Town Hall)

Caern lets fly with another bell-clapper from the Clock Tower, taking out a
     soldier behind Bedouin, several more beyond him, and a chunk of city wall.
     "Ooops!"

Hawk-Royal says "i wish i could help"
Bedo 'oh, yeahs' - and remembers to toss a fire ball back at Josephine.
Czhorat types --> w (from TinyLondon Town Hall)
Avi says "Star, since we're not really doing anything, what is the exact
     question to ask Newt to find out how many exits exist in each room?"
Rhuarc says "oh, Climax coming , I hope"

Dragon shouts "Any Survivors?"
Dragon shouts "Anybody?"
Randall grins (from Town Square)

Dew blinks. (from Town Square)
wapini grins. (from Town Square)
Dirk says "HIay Dew" from Town Square.
Marie spits at the dragon (from Town Square)
Avi says "Sorry Star"
Angel yells ""HOW DID I DIE????" from The Afterlife Theatre.

Dragon says "West!  To the Tower of Magi!!" from Town Square.

Rin types --> @boot marie (from Town Square)
Dew says "Why is everyone going KABOOM?" from Town Square.
Athurian says "WHo? What?" from Town Square.
Athurian looks around (from Town Square)
wapini oh nos! (from Town Square)
Athurian says "Ahhh!" from Town Square.
Elaine giggles at it all. (from Town Square)

Bedo juggles a few balls of flame, waiting for the next aerial attack from
     Josephine.

* Dragon has arrived in Town Square.
shadi looks at the dragon (from Town Square)
wapini is still alive..miracculously. (from Town Square)


(I GO TO TOWN SQUARE)

Dirk says "Oops. There she goes...again. I'm alive...but then I'm a Wizard."
A squad of French soldiers come rushing towards you, pikes outstretched.
The swine impale one of your companions and run off with the corpse, hefting it
     over their heads as a trophy.
Milana is alive, as well.
auliya is alive.
A cannon ball screeches over head with a WHOOSH!
With a thunderous roar, a fireball replaces one of your nearbye companions. 
Dirk doesn't regard it as strange that Wizes survive.
China says "oh, foo, my slippers are dirty."
shadi darns
wapini fights hand to hand with a soldier.

(AND AS I SAID EARLIER - IT'S FUTILE! ) 

You hear a thickly accented voice from behind you. "Die SWINE!"
The French scoundrel impales you from behind upon his pike. Your life leaks
     away....
You are being teleported home by Mortis
You feel a wrenching sensation...
The Afterlife Theatre
You are in a ghostly transparent hallway leading up to some box seats with an
     excellent view of town and the happenings there.  
[ Exits: up to the box seat ]
Contents:
An Easel supporting The Afterlife Theatre House Rules.

Dragon says "Folks, your safetey is hardly assured here... please retire to the
     Clock tower... NORTH, EAST, UP, UP, UP, SOUTH and you can watch from up
     there.. ." from Town Square.

wapini gives an overhand punch with her knife to his gizzard. (from Town
     Square)
Gambit yells "Go Wapini" from Box Seat.

Josephine manages to find more energy... from somewhere... and a feeble ball of
     flame drifts over London.

You take a few steps and suddenly a cannonball appears out of no where,
     crushing you instantly.

The Afterlife Theatre
You are in a ghostly transparent hallway leading up to some box seats with an
     excellent view of town and the happenings there.  
[ Exits: up to the box seat ]
Contents:
An Easel supporting The Afterlife Theatre House Rules.
Box Seat
A simple box seat.  Comfortable chairs and an excellent view of the middle of
     TinyLondon.
[ Exits: Out ]
shadi hugs marie (from Town Square)
stargazer says "HR, you?  Not you too?"
Marie hugs shadi (from Town Square)
wapini kills another soldier. (from Town Square)
Foolsbane hugs marie (from Town Square)
You say "OK - everyone... just watch"
Dirk shouts "Wapini! The tower!"
Naibu says "Ha, shadi, Foolsbane, now are you happy?"
A gust of wind blows by you.
Marie spits at the Dragon again (from Town Square)
Foolsbane says "How about the clock tower." from Town Square.

Mortis says "Death lurks this place...." from Town Square.
Dragon sits down to await the inevitable. (from Town Square)

Naibu weeps.
wapini is sworn to defend the Dragon. (from Town Square)
wapini attacks two more soldeiers. (from Town Square)

Box Seat
A simple box seat.  Comfortable chairs and an excellent view of the middle of
     TinyLondon.
[ Exits: Out ]

Mortis reaps right and left (from Town Square)
Star settles in for the finale

wapini slices and dices Marie while she is at it. (from Town Square)

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	THE GRAND FINALE COMES.... NAPOLEON ENTERS TO TALK TO DRAGON!
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* Napoleon has arrived in Town Square.
KitschKiller yells "Help Me"" from The Afterlife Theatre.
wapini hehs! (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Hheah!" from Town Square.
Dragon says "You!" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Troups! Find et!" from Town Square.

You say "All you who are trying to leave - please give up - you'll just prolong
     things... you're gonna end up here anyway"

wapini laughs! (from Town Square)
wapini woops. (from Town Square)
Dybs says "Bravo@!" from Town Square.
auliya takes a bow! (from Town Square)
You say "PLEASE - Stay here!"

Caern lobs a bell-clapper at Napoleon.  He misses, and digs a crater in the
     town square instead.
Dragon says "So, we meet at last." from Town Square.
Dragon says "Careful Caern!" from Town Square.
Bedo notices that it's getting dark, and wafts a few fireworks into the sky,
     illuminating the surroundings.
Star leans over the balcony and watches with bated breath
Dragon says "So, you've come to claim our lands, and you can't even bother to
     wait until I've stepped out." from Town Square.
Dragon says "Typical for such a culturally challenged nationality such as your
     own... " from Town Square.

KitschKiller says "How do I reset my home"
You say "PLEASE DON'T!"

Bedo asides to Caern that she was thinking about digging a flowerbed in TS --
     and you've just saved her successor from the work of digging!

rat says "Hush."
You say "Just watch, be patient!"
KitschKiller says "Death is boring"
You page "Stop re-linking yourself please!  You'll only end up back here
     anyway" to stargazer
@>-`--,--  @>-`--,--  @>-`--,--  @>-`--,--  @>-`--,--  @>-`--,--  @>-`--,--
Lorrick yells "SHhhh..."
KitschKiller says "Not yet"
Lorrick says "don't let it out yet..."
You whisper "Then disconnect..... people are watching!!!" to KitschKiller.

Mortis cracks his knuckles (from Town Square)
Dragon paces.  (from Town Square)
Mortis says "All in a days work. Whew!" from Town Square.
Dragon says "The Lag to France must be, how would you say... "Teeereeebul.""
     from Town Square.
Star chuckles. 
* Napoleon has arrived in Town Square.
Napoleon says "Heh, zour wizards need a lesson, non?" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Zey vill zoon learn to love moi." from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Auyula, voulez-vous auccoushe avec moi?" from Town Square.
Rin shouts "never!"
Lorrick pukes.
rat titters
Mortis runs to collect a few more corpses (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Dragun, tu cowerd." from Town Square.
Dirk says "I don't think so." from Town Square.
Napoleon grins (from Town Square)
Napoleon looks dragon over, carefully. (from Town Square)
Dragon says "Coward yourself, to take a town you could have probably earned
     with a little work... " from Town Square.
Lorrick chants. "Eat the frog! eat the frog!
Dragon says "That makes you a petty thief!" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Tu don' look lahk much to moi." from Town Square.
Dragon says "You don't look like much to me either little man." from Town
     Square.
Napoleon says "Ah, but zat vouldn't heve been much fun, non?" from Town Square.
Caern shouts "I prefer Tall Toads to Short Frogs!"
Napoleon says "Ah could hev, as tu sed, waited. Alas, ah'm empatient." from
     Town Square.
Napoleon says "Ah em not a Frog! Ah em Napoleon, end tu work for moi!" from
     Town Square.
Napoleon signals with a finger and a cannonball arcs up towards the Clocktower
     from further up Easter Street.
wapini shouts "swim back to Corsica Frog!@"
Napoleon says "Zis town end ell ets riches are mon!" from Town Square.
Caern catches this cannonball handily...and drops it on his foot again. "OW!
     OW! OW!"
Dragon says "What's left of them... you've done a hellish job on them... " from
     Town Square.
Napoleon says "Ah, zats ok, non? Ah vil be razzing ze entire town." from Town
     Square.
Bedo peers down from the Tower of the Magi, ranging Napoleon, trying to decide
     if she can hit him, and avoid DragonMudders...
Napoleon says "Ah vill replace it with.. a road." from Town Square.
Dirk steps out of Bedo's line of fire... (from Town Square)
wapini shouts "Go Bedo!"
auliya cowers in a corner. (from Town Square)
Dragon says "WHAT!" from Town Square.
Dirk says "Not that I don't trust her...." from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Ah oui, ze voman, Bedouin. She vill dance for my Josephine
     zoon." from Town Square.
Dragon says "You make no sense... a road... to what?" from Town Square.
Dragon says "You've all but destroyed the town... Where are you going to next? 
     We're on an ISLAND you fool!" from Town Square.
Bedo point the Finger of Doom at Napoleon... then withdraws it, as an innocent
     bystander gets in the way.
Napoleon says "Ah road to zis Chambre Nul. Ze vay out!" from Town Square.
wapini shouts "Pauline likes to pose in the nude Nappie!"
Napoleon says "Ziz informateion zupper road." from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Today London, tomorrow, Whitehouse.gov!" from Town Square.
Dragon stalls... "You blew up the Porticos... that was the way in and out of
     the realm... clutz! (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Troups, cheek out ziz portico plze!" from Town Square.
KitschKiller says "What about ze chunnel?"
Napoleon says "Fahnd et!" from Town Square.
Bedo mutters. "Dang, it's a real pain sometimes, being noble..." She takes aim
     again.
Napoleon says "Dragun, tu bottle-washer." from Town Square.
Caern makes a few practice swings with his bell clapper, but can't get a clear
     shot.
Dragon raises an indignant eyebrow. (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Zhow moi ze portal!" from Town Square.
Dragon says "I'm Telling you... You blew it to BITs... " from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Tu cent defend zour town, zour voman, or ze portal." from Town
     Square.
Dragon gestures widely... "just like most everything else! (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Don lahi to moi! Ah em Napoleon!" from Town Square.
Dragon says "Lie to you?  " from Town Square.
Rin shouts "BIG DEAL! *HE*'s DRAGON!"
Dragon says "The truth would only confuse your petty brain." from Town Square.
Busily sharpening his scythe, Mortis prepares to reap the vanquished foe
     (whichever one that is)
Hellhound yells """ from The Afterlife Theatre.
Star pictures life under Napoleon's rule, and take out her dagger, prepared to
     kill herself, rather than be enslaved
Napoleon says "Ehe, tu cen not keel me zat eazily!" from Town Square.
Bedo dances around the top of the Tower, trying to get a clear shot at
     Napoleon.
Lorrick is french, and takes offense to the entire program. :)
Napoleon says "Ze portal, et vould zurvive cannon." from Town Square.
Rhuarc pages: And I thought Peter Sellers' French accent was aweful!
Dragon says "Heh, not even your best road smiths will make you free of
     intercontinental LAG!" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Et ez here." from Town Square.
Caern leans out from the Clock Tower, hanging on by one hand, and waves his
     bell-clapper.  "Elderberries!" he shouts at the short figure below.
Napoleon ignores the insignificant person on the clock. (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Non, dragun, zu heve ztalled enough!" from Town Square.
A Captain with an outrageous French name comes running to the Town Square. 
     "Sir!  Eet muzt be eer!"  and points to the Carriage Stagion.
Dragon says "Blast!" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Ze carriage station?" from Town Square.
Dirk contemplates lighting a hotfoot on Dragon, just for old times sake, but
     thinks better of it. (from Town Square)
Napoleon reads the sign "Vaterlu Ztation! But ahvcourse! (from Town Square)
rat considers. There might be plenty of opportunity to sow pestilence under
     this frog guy...
Napoleon says "Ha! Dragun, mah troups heve found ze portal." from Town Square.
Dragon says "So say you... " from Town Square.
Dragon says "Even were you to find it... you couldn't use it... " from Town
     Square.
Napoleon stands "Et hes beeen fhun. non? (from Town Square)
Dragon says "No... wait!" from Town Square.
Dragon says "don't go in there!" from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Naice try, Dragun." from Town Square.
Dragon slides in front of the Carriage Station doors. (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "What do tu care? Tu heve resigned." from Town Square.
Frantically, Caern makes a last bell-clapper toss.  He succeeds only in putting
     a hole through the roof of the Waterloo Station.
Dragon says "I have?" from Town Square.
Dragon says "Oh.  Right.  I was getting around to that." from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Non geet out uv mah vay end let moi pass." from Town Square.
Dragon says "But the thought of you free in the internet is too MUCH!" from
     Town Square.
Napoleon looks impatient. (from Town Square)
Napoleon moves to push Dragon out of the way. (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Troups, remove ziz ... zis... baggage!" from Town Square.
Napoleon points at Dragon. (from Town Square)
Dragon pretends to be VERY solid. (from Town Square)
Dragon snorts heatedly. (from Town Square)
Dragon is pulled away from the door regardless. (from Town Square)
Lorrick says "Burn 'em!"
Dragon says "Hey!" from Town Square.
rat heaves a hamster in the general direction of Napoleon.
Napoleon nods "much beeter." (from Town Square)
Dragon's tail lashes in annoyance. (from Town Square)
Caern jumps up and down in the Clock Tower in sheer frustration, and almost
     falls out.
Napoleon says "End non, ef tu vil excuze moi." from Town Square.
Napoleon says "Troups, upen zese ports!" from Town Square.
Dragon snorts.  "Go ahead... it will get you... *NOWHERE* (from Town Square)
Napoleon says "Tu et tu, mhak zure zere are non traps." from Town Square.
Bedo withdraws her Finger of Doom, as Caern jumps up into her line of fire.
Napoleon points at two of his men. (from Town Square)
Napoleon looks empatient (from Town Square)
The lady that hands out pennies at the station entrance runs screaming into the
     distance.
Napoleon says "Vhat are tu atending uhn? Go enside!" from Town Square.
rat heaves another hamster at Napoleon. "Yo Mommma!"
Bedo aims it across the channel instead - only to realize that her powers are
     almost completely expended.
Bedouin pages: We're stalling for a few more moments... not long now, though...
Napoleon slaps takes off a glove and slaps it into his palm. (from Town Square)
Napoleon slaps the troup on the left. (from Town Square)
You page "Righto.  (Just some people are getting fidgitey up here... but going
     WELL)" to Bedouin
the troups run inside, afraid of the result of being slapped.
Napoleon says "Mhuch bettar." from Town Square.
One troup returns, breathless, reporting no traps.
Bedouin pages: Yeah, I'm sure they are... but (as usual) we've run into timing
     problems, and have a Major Player who has to switch labs.
Napoleon says "Verrry vell." from Town Square.
* Napoleon has arrived in The Waterloo Station.
You page "But ov Courze!" to Bedouin
* Dragon has arrived in The Waterloo Station.
* Rin has arrived in The Waterloo Station.

Somewhere in the distance the sky opens for a moment...

Napoleon says "Dragun, zhave zourzelf zome pain." from The Waterloo Station.
Star looks upwards
Napoleon says "Teel moi vere ze portal es, end how to use it." from The
     Waterloo Station.
Napoleon looks around the squalid stables, or what's left of them. (from The
     Waterloo Station)

In the distance a guest falls through a hole in the Sky and fall earthwards...

Napoleon looks at the coach parking areas. (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon looks at the ticket booth. (from The Waterloo Station)
Dragon says "So... have you found it you repugnant little roach?" from The
     Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Ez et en zere?" from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon heads for the tickit booth. (from The Waterloo Station)

Far off... guest falls into a haystack with a *)PLOMPF(*

Napoleon says "non, ah do not thenk zo." from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon purses his lips. (from The Waterloo Station)
Dragon whistles.  "It's definitely not in the center of the station where that
     compass is painted. (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon reads the sigh, or tries to. (from The Waterloo Station)
Dragon says "nope. It's definitely not right there." from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Ah ha!" from The Waterloo Station.
Dragon says "What?" from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon looks at the compass (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon says "Uhv corze!" from The Waterloo Station.

In the distance guest stands up shaking straw off herself.

Napoleon walks over to the compas. (from The Waterloo Station)
Dragon says "Blast." from The Waterloo Station.
* Bedouin has arrived in The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Teel me, whet ez the magic word?" from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Teel me!" from The Waterloo Station.

Far off guest climbs into a waiting carriage.
Star smirks :> 


Dragon snorts.  "Very well.  Close your eyes...  (from The Waterloo Station)
Lorrick says "Con piet entu!"
Napoleon says "Ah VILL TRAVEL!" from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon closes his eyes. (from The Waterloo Station)

The carriage clatters into town speedily.

Dragon says "Tap your heels three times... " from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Ah vill finally geet to zee everytheng!" from The Waterloo
     Station.
Napoleon tapes his heels once (from The Waterloo Station)
Dragon says "And say THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME... " from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon tales his heels twice (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon says "Tu vill not treek Napoleon!" from The Waterloo Station.
Dragon says "You have to do it with an ENGLISH accent you twit." from The
     Waterloo Station.
Napoleon tapes his heels a third time and says "Zere's non plaze lahk home."
     (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon tries again "Theerrres non pleze lake home." (from The Waterloo
     Station)
Napoleon looks very angry (from The Waterloo Station)
Napoleon says "THERES NON PLACE LIKE HOME!" from The Waterloo Station.

The carriage barrels into the station, Cabby yells "DOCKING SPEED!!!"  The
     carriage travelling at ungodly speeds and plows into Napoleon bouncing him
     off the far wall.

Napoleon says "THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOME!" from The Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Ha, got et!" from The Waterloo Station.
Star CHEERS!!!!!!
Napoleon says "ouch." from The Waterloo Station.
Mortis shouts "Oops, looks like I got one last one to take care of"
Napoleon says "deed enyone get ze number of ze carriage zat hit me?" from The
     Waterloo Station.
Napoleon says "Mon dieu, zat hurt!"
The carriage door opens...
Napoleon dies "merde!"
The Guest steps out shakily and looks around worridly...
The Guest looks at her dog... "Goto... I don't think we're in Kansas.edu
   anymore!
Dragon groans.
Dragon says "Newbies!!! ARGH!"
@boots The Guest for illicit punning.
The guest has disconnected.
Bedouin lofts her last fireball and The Guest's corpse.
The French soldiers slink out of town nervously.
Dragon steps out to the TinyLondon Town Square.


Lorrick applaudes!
rat claps
Star whistles!!
You yell "YAY DRAGON!!!  "
Your yell could be heard in at least 1 rooms.
Star chuckles. 
Dandrea says "What a} actor~r!"
Bedouin lofts her last fireball and The Guest's corpse. (from The Waterloo
     Station)
The French soldiers slink out of town nervously.
* Dragon has arrived in Town Square.
Caern thoughfully re-hangs the last bell clapper back inside the Clock Tower. 
     He is thinking of some business that remains.
* Bedouin has arrived in Town Square.
Dandrea says "Wow"
Dragon shouts "Thank you for being patient... you can link yourself to #0 and
     type HOME now... :-)"
Caern shouts "Not yet!"
Dragon shouts "There'll be a few more words had in the Town Square, Please stop
     by! :-)"

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	BASICALLY THE END OF THE MAIN EVENTS - BUT INTERESTING
		AFTER-EVENTS ARE STILL TO COME!
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shadi eyes stream with tears (from Town Square)
Lorrick :) (from Town Square)
Caern shouts "One thing remains!"      (--> Note - LOTS of things remain!!)
Dragon shouts "Oops... hold on then..."
Caern is in mourning.
Caern comforts shadi.
shadi points to the dragon!
Lorrick HUGZ rin
Star hugs people!!
Hawk-Royal goes to shadi and comforts her
Lorrick :)
Naibu waits for the one more thing.
shadi says "do you thinkk that you've made us all forget your evil with this
     show???"
Dragon says "Well, I was hoping... "
Alyssa says "Thanks for the ride, whomever. I"m very grateful."
Hawk-Royal says "oh god, forget it"
Foolsbane says "You toaded Samia!"
Topher says "hey, he defended the town!"
Topher says "We OWE him, folks!"
Hawk-Royal says "i defended the town"
shadi says "like the gladiators that fought to soothe an idle crowd??"
Dietz steps out of the shadows...
Melkir claps
Topher says "And Bedouin, and Caern!"
Druid defended the town too.
Dietz says "Wow, that was interesting to unidle to."
Moose hehs
Dragon says "Toaded her?  Heck, I ate half of her!"
Rin shouts "anyone need a ride to ts?"
Deinos says "We owed him before he defended anything."
Caern dropped A chocolate toad named Samia.
shadi says "WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTON!!!"
Moose says "samia can be *mooshed* now!"
shadi weeps
Lorrick pokes rin. "Itchy wiz finger?
OliverJones offers to sell bites of Samia's toad.
Caern says "Shadi?  Will you do the honors?"
Dietz says "Well."
Moose can Moosh her? heh.
shadi raises the remains of her friend
Alyssa types --> MOOSH SAMIA!!
Hawk-Royal says "i don't like bitter chocolate"
Caern says "Hush, people!"
shadi says "STOP IT ALYSSA!"
Caern says "Please!"
Randall has arrived.
Moose LAUGHS at H-R
Hawk-Royal says "i don't"
You say "Please - she was a good person, just misguided!" to everyone.
Dragon says "Eh?!"
Wysceroth hugs Seika
Hawk-Royal says "the bitter chocolate was a good joke though :)"
Kyrie plays with rat's wiskers
Caern says "Shadi?"
Dragon says "What are you asking here?"
Dew grins. Thanx. ;)
shadi says "SHE DIED FOR YOUR FREEDOM PEOPLE, AND STILL YOU SEE IT NOT..."
Star looks at Dragon
Seika hugs Wysceroth back!
shadi weeps
Hawk-Royal hugs shadi
You say "Are you staying with us, Dragon!??!" to everyone.
Druid says "Most of us here died for our freedom."
Melkir says "anyways..."
Angel says "oh stop shadi...It's to no avial..."

		(ok - it gets, um, interesting)

shadi says "WITH THIS BITE, I PARTAKE OF THE MARTYR OF DRAGON MUD..."
Alyssa groans. "Oh +Gods, give me a break."
You say "We ALL died to defend what we believed in shadi!" to everyone.
Rin gets pagebombed by people who want outa the afterlife theater.
rat gurgles hazily with pleasure
shadi watches the milk chocolate flow
Dragon groans!!
Caern says "Hush, please."
Kyrie says "OOH gross!  She's eating Samia!"
Avi says "Cannibalism, I like that!"
Randall smiles
Hawk-Royal lol
shadi pours it into the chalice
Bedouin goes "Hmmm! Cannibalism!" and scribbles anthropological notes.
shadi brings the chalice to her lips and drinks deeply of the blood of the
     martyr.  What?!... You see a strange metamorphosis taking place!  The
     features of shadi begin to blur...  Samia!
Melkir bangs his head on the cobblesontes
Topher thinks someone's been reading too much Heinlein.
Elaine giggles.  
Moose ohgoodlords
Naibu says "what?!?"
Hawk-Royal says "no"
Moose thought we were done with her.
Melkir screams
You say "Samia!" to everyone.
* shadi has changed their name to samia.
Randall is
Hawk-Royal hides
rat titters. "Shades of vampires. Move over, Anne Rice!"
Angel says "oh brother."
Naibu says "shadi is Samia?"
Caern says "Samia!"
samia smiles at Star
Foolsbane says "Samia!"
Hawk-Royal says "no"
Naibu falls over.
Clarissa rolls her eyes.
Foolsbane says "You're back??"

Topher sighs.
Hawk-Royal blinks
Dirk chuckles.
Dew does not know what the heck is going on.
You say "But has she LEARNED?" to everyone.
Angel ROTFL
Druid says "Amusing.  Dumb... but amusing."
Kyrie says "Go Girlfrind!"
samia says "yes, Foolsbane, my friend..."
Star looks to Dragon again

Melkir says "As if this wasn't enough...."
Foolsbane hugs samia!!
Foolsbane says "I can't believe it!"
Moose mourns the lost chocolate
samia says "will you become one with me and continue the cause??"
Dragon says "What of Shadi??"
Dew mourns with Moose.
Hawk-Royal sits under a tree
Milana giggles.
Druid laughs at Moose.
You say "Dragon - are you staying?  Are you going to defend us against attacks
     like this agaon???" to everyone.
Lorrick HUGZ moose and dew.
Foolsbane says "The cause? Why...of course!"
Angel says "is this the end yet..or do we continue next week with part two??"
Melkir says "NONONO"
Elaine is trying to loose weight, so she doesn't miss the chocolate.
Foolsbane accepts the chalice
Hawk-Royal crys into his hands
Foolsbane brings the chalice to his lips and drinks deeply of the blood of the
     martyr.  What?!... You see a strange metamorphosis taking place!  The
     features of Foolsbane begin to blur...  Samia!
Dandrea says "Man this line noise is killing me!!!"
GeneVieve says "EEP!"
Dew laughs!
Melkir says "This is terrible ya know :-0"
Melkir says ":-)"
* samia has changed their name to shadi.
Hawk-Royal hides
GeneVieve says "Hello"
* Foolsbane has changed their name to Samia.
Dandrea says "GV!"
Modesty says "Oh my"
Samia says "I am back!"
You say "Samia clones!!  Oh No!!" to everyone.
wapini grins.
GeneVieve hugs
Dirk blinks. "Wow"
Star hugs
Samia says "I AM A WIZARD NOW!"
Caern looks at the new Samia.
Angel grones
Rhuarc screams "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Moose says "gods - reminiscent of the Fudgeclones"
Caern says "I think..."
Dybs says "Er. is that the Chalice from the Palace, foolsbane?"
Modesty looks amused.
Alyssa pukes.
Naibu whoas.
Melkir EEEEEPPPPSSSS
Caern receives the chalice

Samia grins and looks around at her enemies
rat farts loudly.
Kyrie says "NO Caern!!"
Melkir says "It has the brew that is true i remember?"
Topher eeks!
Moose is with rat
You say "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EQUALITY YOU CRIED FOR?????" to everyone.

Samia types --> kill nizam
Samia just rolled Nizam's inactive body out of the room.
Caern catches Alyssa's mistake in the chalice and dumps it at her feet.
Gustavef thought it was the vessesl with the pestel
Star ducks
Samia types --> kill lorrick
Samia just rolled Lorrick's inactive body out of the room.
Randall says "or the vessel with the pestle?"
Star hides behind dragon
Druid just rolled Samia's inactive body out of the room.
Melkir says "had the brew that was true...."
Samia has arrived.
Druid says "Oops."
Randall says "and the pellet with the poison"
Dragon says "Shhhh.... "
Hawk-Royal yells "NO!!!!!!"
Samia says "Caern...my love...join with me, further the cause!"
Dybs says "Dragon;s got the Flagon!"
Melkir says "didn't the chalace from the chalise from the palace shatter?"
GeneVieve can't stay for long
Samia hugs Caern.
GeneVieve is at schoool:)
shadi screams a piercing scream.
Angel yells "SOMEONE JUST KILLED MY FIANCEE!!!!"
Caern grins and hugs Samia.
Hellhound says "lets get on with the plot!"
Naibu thinks this is WEIRD.

Samia types --> kill athurian
Samia just rolled Athurian's inactive body out of the room.
Kyrie says "caern, No! It is too much!!!"
Alyssa says "hear hear! get on with it, already!"
Melkir says "The vessle with the pestle...has the the pellet with the
     poison...."
Samia says "Caern...take the chalice, drink!"
Caern says "Give me that."
Samia hugs Caern.
Caern brings the chalice to his lips and drinks deeply of the blood of the
     martyr.  What?!... You see a strange metamorphosis taking place!  The
     features of Caern begin to blur...  Samia!
shadi says "wait!!"
* Samia has changed their name to Foolsbane.
Rin just rolled A chocolate toad named Samia's inactive body out of the room.
wapini nods..please..5 o clock comes early.
Caern says "AAAAAAHHH!"
shadi says "no!!!"
* Caern has changed their name to Samia.
V-Man is blown to bits by a cannonball.
Dragon says "NOOO!!!"
shadi says "NO!!!!!!"
Hawk-Royal says "no!!!"
Elaine says "Oh, dear."
Samia says "Ah! the powers of a GOD!"
Star uh ohs
Modesty raises a delicate eyebrow.
shadi says "NO!!!!!"
Samia types --> @boot rin
Samia just booted Rin!
Avi says "Well, this is interesting..."
Topher thinks this is bad, very bad.
Modesty finds Samia has... an amusing @desc.
Naibu whoas.
Foolsbane says "Yay!"
China says "I thought that cannonball business was over."
Foolsbane says "UP THE REVOLUTION!"
l samia
You see a foppish-looking gentleman of upper-class demeanour.  He seems vague
     and ineffectual.  An ushabti hangs from his large gold watch-chain.
[ Titles and Memberships: God, Adept, Honorable, Quester Emeritus, Accomplished
     Quester, Thieves, Scholarly Quester, Faithful Quester, Curious Quester,
     Adventurous Quester ]
Carrying:
Brass ring
a shiny acorn
a perfect yellow rose
Toe Tag
A big hug from Sierra
Flowers from Sierra
The Black Parrot
Jack the Ripper's Hat
An oak walking stick
The Yardstick of Reason
chalice
Samia says "ANd for YOU!"
Blackwolf STILL has no idea whats going on
Naibu says "NOOOO!"
stargazer runs for her life
* Fizzgig has changed their name to Caern.

Samia types --> @toad athurian=me
Samia has turned Athurian into a toad.
* Caern has changed their name to Fizzgig.
shadi says "SHE'S EVIL!!"
Dirk types --> To quote Has Solo: I got a bad feeling about this.
Hellhound says "Lets GO!"
Samia says "You were right, Star!"
Dirk oops.
Samia says "All I ever wanted was power!"
shadi cries
Samia says "And now I HAVE IT!"
Hawk-Royal raises his sword
Star looks proud and scared at the same time!!
Dew blinks?

Alyssa pukes in Samia's chalice.
shadi says "will you forgive me star??"
Topher says "Dragon, can you help? Please?"
Hellhound expects Samia to go: 'MUAHAHAHA!'
You say "I KNOW that, Samia!" to everyone.
Samia says "VIVE LA REVOLUTION!  I am a GOD!"
Rhuarc says "re-hi re-lorrick"

Samia types --> @boot alyssa
Samia just booted Alyssa!
Melkir says "Samia, YOU WILL FALL!"
Dragon says "True... but you're not the Dragon... "
I AM the Pumpkin King!
Samia attacks the Dragon.
Hellhound says "Cool!"
You say "We will start our own Counter-revolution!!!" to everyone.

Samia flails at the scaled one!
Meep!
Hawk-Royal defends the dragon
Moose oooos

Samia types --> @toad Dragon=me

Melkir laughs
Samia says "YAAAAH!"
Modesty chuckles.
Naibu says "HA!"
Samia says "DIE!"
Ozzy shakes his head in disbelief
Rin snarls.

Avi says "OH OH!"
Hawk-Royal swings his sword
Kyrie blinks in disbelief
Rousseau looks on
Alyssa is thoroughly disgusted.

Samia says "Kill the DRAGON!"
Dragon frowns.

shadi weeps

Dragon says "You should know better Samia... "

Dew shoots nasty eye dagger at Samia.
Modesty borrows a beer from Ozzy and settles down on a nearby hay bale to
     watch.
Hawk-Royal says "kill Samia"
Hellhound says "Come ON!"
Star cries "NOOO!

Dragon lifts his hands... 

Marie attacks the Dragon, as her lady Samia tells her
Lorrick says "ohoho0h!"
illousa says "long live the dragon!!!"
Samia says "Kill!  Killl!"
Melkir slaps Samia

Dragon Takes Samia by the head.

Hawk-Royal says "LONG LIVE THE DRAGON"
Samia says "AHHHHH!!!!"
You say "LONG LIVE DRAAGON!" to everyone.

Dragon says "NO one..."

Modesty looks mournful at the loss of Caern in the service of a revolution.
Hellhound says "OOOh! :)"

Dragon says "But NO ONE... "

Ozzy settles next to Modesty, holds his hand out for the beer, swigs, and hands
     it back.
Avi says "EAT HER"
Marie says "HR, your traitor!"

Dragon says "Toads a dragon and lives... "

Melkir says "uh oh..."
Modesty and Ozzy get quietly more and more plastered.
Hellhound says "TOASTY!"
shadi says "yes, don't forget caern is in that body dragon!!"
Clarissa smiles slightly..
rat says "HAHAHAHA!!! Have a dose of Plague, Deceitful One!"
Randall sits next to ozzy and drinks beer, too

Dragon puts his mouth upon Samias nose and bows lava flame up her nostrils.

shadi lol
Streel, absently, sits down, forgetting that there isn't a chair behind him. 
     He pulls his legs up and is sitting in the lotus position in midair.
Foolsbane says "Exorcise the evil samia from Caern's body!"
Hawk-Royal says "i remember melkir calling me a traitor once"
Dragon says "OUT evil witch... "
Ozzy says "eeww"
Samia says "YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Hellhound says "EEWWW.. :)"
Fizzgig says "ouch"
Hawk-Royal says "i'm used to the name"
Foolsbane says "That's gotta hurt!"
Deinos says "Talk about clearing your sinuses."
Star shivers
Samia's agony resounds over the town. "AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone's head rotates 360 degress ala excorcist
Melkir says "That might hurt a bit..."
Hellhound says "Well, THAT'LL clear your sinuses!!"
Dirk types --> Be HEALED! Demons come OUT!
Seika has sympathy sneezes
* Samia has changed their name to Caern.
Caern says "Ack."
Modesty WHEWS
Caern sits down hard.
Foolsbane hugs Caern! "Welcome back!"
*cough* *choke*
Star Sighs in relief!
shadi hands caern some kleenex
Dragon grabs the floating spirit and puts it in a very tight pocket.
Henri says "geshundheit"
Ozzy laughs
Dietz laughs
rat shrieks in Samia's general direction "Fleas of Darkness! ATTACK!"
Caern says "Take this fool thing back, Foolsbane."
Hawk-Royal hopes his sinuses will stayed clear
Dragon hands Caern a hanky. "You might be needing this... 
Melkir says "Lucky Caern, your prolly the only one with clear sinuses :-)"
shadi grins

Evil spirits mourn and float along the ground before being sucked into the murk
     below.

Foolsbane says "Sorry, Caern, I wasn't myself!"
Dragon says "It's asbestos of course... "
Caern says "I can't recommend it as an evening beverage."
Foolsbane takes the evil chalice
Caern blinks his eyes.
Alyssa notes it's still filled with Lyssapuke.
Rousseau laughs and laughs
Hawk-Royal looks at maria
Lorrick will take you in for psychoanalysis
The Fleas of Darkness bound towards Dirk, who holds up a can. "RAID!!!!!!" they
     shriek and bound away.
Rhuarc needs coffee
Dragon says "Don't toss that in the well... who knows what might happen
     Foolsbane!"
Marie says "me, let me have her blood!"
Foolsbane hugs shadi. "Are you ok?"
rat shakes his head and looks around. "Wha... Oh. Sorry, Caern. Ahhh... I take
     it all back..."
Marie says "Give me the chalice!"
shadi nods shakily
shadi says "no!"
Rousseau laughs so hard he's about to keel over!
Hawk-Royal walks towards maria
Alyssa says "DRAGONFLAME IT!!!"
Dandrea cant deal with th}iis line no~rise{_
Dew grins...
sK0tt hails an approaching express carriage and hops in.
Foolsbane says "It is too evil; it must be sealed away in a magic vault,
     marie."
Hawk-Royal raises his sword
Marie sighs "Samia was... God
Dragon says "A God."
shadi hands hr a scabbard
Dragon says "Not "The""
Marie says "The God"
Rousseau sighs

Alyssa pukes in the chalice again.

Modesty cocks an eyebrow. "How so, Marie?"
Hawk-Royal raises the scabbord
Melkir says "Stomach problems 'lyss?"
Foolsbane says "An evil god!"
Kyrie says "marie needs to be exorcised!"
shadi says "put it away hr, no more blood"

The puke crawls out of the chalice in the form of samia.

Rousseau says "There never was a better played woman than Caern's Samia!"
shadi smiles at kyrie
Dietz | Pope John Paul II said little during the announcement. When Novello
     chided Gates, "Now I guess you get to wear one of these pointy hats," the
     crowd roared, but the pontiff's smile seemed strained.
Hawk-Royal puts away his sword
Marie shakes her head "Without Samia... there is no point to me staying
     alive...
Crapaud has arrived.
Alyssa says "sorry, folx. the thought of Samia being a god makes me extremely
     nauseous."
Sherlock pushes Maria away...No Way!
Ozzy sips the beer again.  The melodrama is lost on his slightly sauced brain
Caern says "CROOOAAAAK!"
Marie kneels before Caern 
Caern sniffs at the Waterloo Station.
Marie says "KIll me"

Dragon says "The position of Evil God has been closed for some time... Samia
     should have known better."

Hawk-Royal says "i'll do it :)"
Marie says "Let me die and join my mistress"
Crapaud CROOOAKS.
l crapaud
Le Crapaud Grand et Puissant
[ Titles and Memberships: God ]
Angel says "oh boy.."
Foolsbane looks at Crapaud.

You say "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TOAD!!!" to everyone.

Hawk-Royal unsheaths his sword and hands it to caern
shadi says "next time it's open we'll vote on it right dragon, ol'boy?"
Dew crosses her arms and backs up innto some shadows...

Bedouin SHRIEKS and points a quavering finger toward someone in the crowd.
     "Dragon! That Frenchman... I think... I think..." She sputters for a
     moment. "Isn't that..."
Crapaud looks around with golden-wheeled eyes.
Dragon says "Where?!"
Henri says "Oh damn...."
Dragon says "Him?"
Naibu slips behind Foolsbane
wapini was just looking at him.
You say "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TOAD!!!" to everyone.
Foolsbane says "Crapaud, the frog....er...toad?"
Mortis EIIIIIEEEE's!
Marie says "Caern, please!"
Kyrie says "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Henri says "blast it!"
Henri runs west frantically to save Bedouin!
Dragon looks closer... 
Star is awestruck!!!
Bedouin tugs at Dragon's sleeve. "There! THERE!!
Marie says "let me join my mistress!"
Crapaud has turned Bluff into a toad.

rat holds out a choke chain. "Did someone say that Marie needs to be
     EXERCISED?"
Modesty draws an arrow.
Dragon says "You!"
Henri says "Wagh!"
Moose oh dears

Dragon says "I recognize you... "
Bedouin peers at Henri's disquise. "It IS!
l Henri
A nondescript fellow in the tattered remains of a French soldier's garb. An
     empty scabbard hangs by his side. He looks rather nervous...
Henri says "Who, me? Nevair!"
Mortis says "Yep, sher is!"
Caern LOOKS at the toad.
Dragon pulls out a wand and konks Henri with it... 
Bedouin is sure of it, Dragon... She's SURE!
Dragon types --> @truename HENRI
* Henri has changed their name to SHAR.


Star is SPEECHLESS!
Ozzy says "Careful modesty; you've been drinking..."
Foolsbane says "WHAT?"
You say "SHAR!!!" to everyone.
Marie looks at Crapaud
Dybs says "Shar!"
Naibu says "wow!"
Foolsbane says "Shar?!"
Rin says "WHAT??"
Marie says "who ae you?"
Modesty says "SHAR?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!"
SHAR says "GAH!"
Rin says "shar??"
Bedouin ohmigawds, and hides behind the Dragon's wing.
Moose omigods
rat shrieks and begins growling and shaking and drooooling...
wapini grins!!.cool!
Star HUGS her TWIN!

Dragon says "You've Some Nerve come back here.. "

Dirk tries to keep his jaw from hitting the floor.
Tierlyn ruffles her feathers disconcertedly.
Caern says "WHAT????"
Hawk-Royal says "shar"
Dybs hugs Shar.
Deinos eeks!
Moose HUGS SHAR!
Lorrick says "Shar long time no see! Ooos..."
Foolsbane says "You're kidding!"

SHAR says "BLAST you Dragon!"

Modesty says "Is it really you1?!?!?!?!"

Dragon shushes everyone... 

Foolsbane HUGS SHAR!!!!!!
Birgitte says "that's it. Too much SPAM!"
Blackwolf says "What the HELL is going on?"
Dirk says "Shar!!!"

SHAR says "Get BACK, you maggots!!!!!"
Bedouin says "How DARE you! How Dare you support the insurrectionists?"
SHAR swats at the crowd...
Modesty actually attempts to hug Shar !!!!!!!!! she never thought she'd do
     that.
Modesty giggles.
SHAR glares at bedouin.

Druid laughs despite himself.
Foolsbane says "Uh oh...it's an evil Shar!"

Bedouin says "WHY have you come back!!?"
SHAR says "How dare I?! Why *wouldn't* I? I spent *years* chafing under this
     scaly twit's rule, and what did I get for it? NOTHING! So I leave. I bide
     my time. I find someone who I think just might have a chance of putting
     him off his throne, and I go for it. While *you* sit there hooked to him
     by a chain, all the while thinking you're his 'Consort,' free to come and
     go and do as you will! HAH!"

Modesty hrms.
Rin hides.. she's already been toaded by shar once.
* SHAR has changed their name to Shar.
Modesty wonders if this is really Shar.
Ozzy doubts it
Foolsbane grins at Rin!
Dragon taps his @truename wand and shakes the caps off it.
auliya is pretty sure it is.
Modesty thinks it is, actually.
Rousseau belives Shar is Shar!
Moose hms
Moose omigods
You say "It is!!  It's SHAR!" to everyone.

Bedouin fehs. "You left, so of COURSE I helped him. Chain? What chain? *I* know
     what side my bread is buttered on."

Dybs hands Shar an Oscar!
Tierlyn swoops over and perches on Rin's shoulder, looking bemused.

Dragon shushes everyone again.
Shar says "Be *S*I*L*E*N*T, you TWITS!!!!"
Shar yells "Your bread? YOUR bread?! Woman, you're the *butter* for the gods'
     sakes! I got tired of being his patsy! What's *your* excuse?!"

Marie knels before Shar "avenge my mistress
Hawk-Royal shuts up
Ozzy says "Deliberation:  the act of examining one's bread to determine which
     side is buttered.""
Modesty just grabs the bread and chows down on it.
Dew laughs!
Ozzy chuckles

Dragon says "Shar... this changes nothing... You're still a traitor to the
     realm... and the charges against you are many... "
Bedouin glares at Shar. "Easy for YOU to talk. I CARE about this place! Where
     were you, when we moved? Where were you, when we fought off the Evil
     TinyTimmers? Where were YOU when the HelpFiles needed to be rwritten??"

Hawk-Royal says "oh nuts, caern's got my sword"
Dew LAGS. Christ.
Randall says "delibation: determining which side of the bread the beer is on
     so you can skip the bread entirely"
Foolsbane says "Yeah, the HelpFiles were the worst..."

Shar says "Bah. So what, Dragon? That's always been teh case!"
Bedouin leans against the Dragon's side and GLARES at Shar.
Dragon says "The sentence for such deeds, compounded with supporting the
     French, is of course.... "
Dragon says "Death... by @NUKEing."
Shar says "WHat?!?!"
Topher gasps.
Lorrick ooohs!
Dybs thinks it's time to re-tire
Star faints
Foolsbane gasps
Angel yays!!!
Hawk-Royal says "YES!!!"
Dragon says "alien influences count right up there with anachronisms."
Elaine eeps!
Bedouin whispers to the Dragon. "Do it! DO it!!"
Seika's eyes get big
Melkir eeeks
Avi says "Tah tah"
auliya thought Shar was dead long ago..
Lorrick been waitin' to see this in action.
Shar says "You can't do that to me!"
Rhuarc says "interesting"
Hawk-Royal waits
Star blinks
Dragon says "And Why Not?"
Angel says "gopher it!"
Dirk says "Umm, Shar ol' boy...nice knoin' ya..."
Seika notes that Dragon can whatever he wants
Moose ums...
Bedouin murmurs "He'd be so easy to do away with... for me? Do it?"
Seika grins.
Hawk-Royal says "i wanna see it :)"
Shar looks about, obviously worried. "Because... because... Because I'm SHAR,
     you dope! Why else?!"
rat, having become pre-verbal with hatred, says nothing but makes a lot of
     noise.
Druid says "Char is more like it."
Dragon says "That's not good enough Shar... "
Bedouin grins wickedly. "Flame, Dragon... @nuke him..."
auliya says "Because we all love Shar!"
Dragon warms up his fist of @NUKE.
CROOOAAAKKK!
Angel says "or cher.."

Star eeeps
Shar says "Wait! I mean... You can't!"
And Mortis was getting used to all the extra death and destruction. "Oh well, I
     knew it couldn't last"
Dirk draws a target on Shar's forehead.
auliya smacks Dirk's hands.
Dragon says "Watch me !"
Shar says "I.... I...."
shadi backs off
Elaine REALLY eeps and ducks! "Oh, my!"
It's christmas at ground zero...
Shar blinks in Bedouin's direction, and then becomes calm....
Shar grins wickedly.
Dragon doesn't like the looks of this... 
Shar snarls in Bedouin's direction. "Alright! Fine, then. Fire away, Dragon.
     Blow me to bits. Just remember that by condemning me, you condemn your
     precious Consort with me!"
Shar spits at Bedouin's feet.
Bedouin hangs on to the Dragon's sleeve and bats her eyelashes. "Please?"
Bedouin gasps!!
Dragon says "What?!"
Star uh ohs
Dirk OOOOs!
Bedouin flinches and hides her face in the Dragon's side.
Foolsbane says "Her soul!"
Shar says "HAH! You forget, dear Dragon. Bedouin made a bargain, long ago. A
     rather hasty bargain. But it gave something over to me which you can
     *never* retake, and which no evil who succeeds me would EVER surrender to
     you!"
Foolsbane says "Of course!"
Dirk says "Hey's right!"
auliya says "Her soul, you twit!"
You say "He holds her SOUL!" to everyone.
Moose cheers?
Dragon says "Damn!"
Dirk chuckles.
Tierlyn says "Oops."
Shar smiles. "Your subjects know the case better than you, Dragon. I have her
     soul..."
Dragon frowns and strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Dirk says "Game. Game and Set."
Bedouin suffs her toes against the cobblestones and looks mortified.
Newt runs west frantically to save Bedouin!
Modesty mutters something which sounds like, 'I live the life I love, and I
     love the life I live.'
Druid looks over at Mortis.
Dybs gasps!
Newt runs west frantically to save Bedouin!
Shar says "So go ahead, Dragon. @NUKE away~!"
Star shakes... no!

Elaine whispers aloud "She sold her soul?"

Dragon says "Let's not be so... uh, hasty here.. "
Foolsbane says "Dragon, you can't!"
Shar says "Come, come, Dragon. Decide. What's it going to be? Righteous
     vengeance? Or the salvation of your precious Consort..."

You whisper "Long ago - Shar holds it" to Elaine.

Modesty wonders in exchange for WHAT?
Shar says "...at the price of your realm!"
Dragon says "Well, now, put that way, you know my choice."
Bedouin tries to stand tall and be brave.  "Do whatever is necessary, Dragon."
Avi says "Big decision."
Topher mutters "take door number 2."
Dragon hrms.
Dybs whispers to Elaine, = actually at the time it weas a kind og gift ..
auliya suspects it was chocolate that Bedo sold her soul for....
Hawk-Royal says "2"
Druid waves a hand.  "Oh heck, @nuke him."
Druid says "No wait.  Shoot the hostage."
Dragon sighs. 
Hawk-Royal says "nuke em"
Naibu shudders.
Shar snorts at Druid. "If he @NUKEs me, you're gone too..."
Kyrie says "you could probably find another consort...."
Dragon says "I was leaving anyways... in your hands the realm will crumble into
     Chaos even the Likes of Malacar hasn't seen... "
Druid frowns at Shar.  "How do you figure?"
Hawk-Royal says "NUKE EM"
Dirk types --> Quoting them head Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Ark: Shoot them.
     Shoot them both.
Dragon says "But even that is better than leaving Bedo's soul in your damned
     hands."
Bedouin collapses into a heap at the Dragon's feet. "Don't do it, Dragon! Think
     of the town you just saved! I'm not *sob* worth it."

Rhuarc is out of popcorn. brb. Rhuarc leaves for a refill and comes back in
     about oh 2 seconds.
rat whispers "What happened to the GREAT AND POWERFUL TOAD?"
Dybs says "Hi mara."
Dirk says "She's right. I'll givbe ya a nickel for her."

Dragon blinks... and then grins cryptically.
You whisper "Good Question!" to rat.
Dragon says "The deal... would be... "
Czhorat mutters something under his breath about overacting.
Dragon says "I give you The Dragon Password... "
Dirk says "OK, OK...a dime. But not a pennie more."
Dragon says "And You give us Bedo's soul... "
Lorrick blinks.
Melkir blinks
Foolsbane says "No!!!"
Dragon says "And we leave... "
Hawk-Royal gasps
Dirk says "Wow!"
rat slaps Czhorat gently across the chops.
Shar says "Precisely."
Naibu weeps.
Avi says "Uhmmmm,...."
Elaine gasps!
Melkir says "I see the words 'bad move' apearing over the horizon....."
Hawk-Royal hyperventilates
Seika gasps!
Caern's jaw drops.
Star squeals!
Druid uh.
Dragon says "Well, that sounds reasonable... "
auliya actually thinks she likes this turn of events...
mara smiles at the plot
Tantras pauses in consternation.
Foolsbane grins at auliya. "You would! :-)"
I see a bad moove on the horizon...
Shar blinks.
Angel says "what plot?"
Druid smiles at Shar.  "We've always been buddies, right?"
You say "Say it ain't so!" to everyone.
Hawk-Royal falls unconcious
mara says "Shar for Dragon!"
Shar says "You do?"
Moose looks at Melkir - yer right, ya know! there they are!

Dragon says "Everyone knows that deals betwixt Dragons and Daemons are
     binding... unless both parties agree to renegotiate... "

Dybs shouts, "Will you PLEQSE get on with the denoument!
Rhuarc gets bored and takes out a book to read.
Dragon says "Deal?"

Shar says "Er...."
Dirk says "Careful, Dragon. That's not an ordinary demon. Its a Lawyer Demon.
     Much worse."

Modesty mutters, "with power comes responsibility"
Shar thinks the Dragon is capitulating awfully easily...
auliya nods. "It's a trap, Shar!"
Dragon says "True dirk... but Lawyers make lousy physists... "
Shar says "What's your angle, Old Snake?"
Star mutters a single word.... nepotism?
Avi says "Do it, Shar!"
Dragon says "Angle?  Me?"
Dragon says "Are you accusing me of possessing wiles?"
Dragon says "My life is an open book!"
Avi says "Do it, Shar!"
Mortis says "Well of course it's a trap! Wouldn't have it any other way!"
Dragon says "I've nothing to hide... ;-)"
auliya snorts.

Hawk-Royal wakes up
Kyrie says "First, we kill all the lawyers...:)"
Tantras says "Badly written at that..."

Seika wonders if Shar would trade a soul for a soul
You say "He'll give it to you, and then change it Shar!!  It's a TRICK!" to
     everyone.

Angel takes the book, and reads..
Tantras smiles. 8^)
rat shrieks "AIEEEE! It's lawd!"
Dragon says "I'm honorable Star.  I won't change my bargin."
Druid says "Whose side are you on, Star? :)"
Dirk says "Get the root password for satan, Shar!"
Melkir says "good question"
Sherlock IS CONFUSED!!!
(Bedo grumbles - of *course* she gets disconnected in the middle of her Sarah
     Bernheart scene :-/)
Star is torn...
Dragon says "Of course Shar... "
Dybs says "Not 'wiles', dragon, 'willies'."
Moose nods at stat!
Shar's eyes narrow. "What aren't you telling me, Dragon..."
auliya nudges Shar. "You really don't want to hassle with this bunch of
     individualists...they'll drive you crazy....just look at Dragon."
shadi hands star some tape
mara says "Star... a traitor at last"
Dragon says "It would be a shame to you have YOUR immortal soul trapped as #1
     of a realm you can't reboot... "
Isn't money the root password of all evil?
mara laughs
Seika grins at auliya
Dragon says "FOR ALL ETERNITY... "
rat looks at the bottom of his foot. "What's this about soles?"
Elaine giggles. "Dragon is not crazy. Much."
Shar blinks.
Melkir says "YES!!"
Dandrea says "qutcher grumbling Bedo I been doscone{_cc{_}i~tec{_d}i
     xD}i{_}i}i}i80- {_~rti~rme}is {_{_}i~r{}"'i~U?~w{_"
Tierlyn cackles quietly.
rat says "Mine's MUDdy... Ick."
Shar says "Er...."
Melkir says "oh, ya gotta love it"
You whisper "Shar is my twin brother.... hard to choose sides in this case..."
     to mara.

Shar says "Uhm.... Well... Maybe we oughta rethink this deal..."
Shar squirms...
rat gasps. "Dandrea! Such Language!"
Dirk snorts. "Lawyer"
auliya says "I think you should let him @NUKE you, Shar....."
Dragon says "What did you have in mind Daemon.. "
Mortis guards the whereabouts of the Big Red Button for this corner of the
     universe quite preciously
Shar says "I mean... You've been a fairly adequate administrator thus far.
     And... and... oh, I've got better things to do than deal with the petty
     paperwork you deal with, now that I think about it..."
Star thinks @booting and locking out his site would do.....
Dybs zaps Dirk for saying the MAGIC word!
Angel says "maybe the word is... 42!!"
Shar says "Well, we're stuck here, arem't we?"
Dragon says "You could say that."
Rhuarc takes out a slumber bag.
Dragon says "And, I find that now that I've come so close to leaving... I'm
     actually not as eager to hit the road after all..."
Shar says "I've got no power left, but something you want very badly. You've
     got all the power, but no way to save your precious Consort..."
Rin says "YAY!"
Samia has arrived.
Samia smiles
Star eeeps... Samia
Dragon says "Especially if it would be the likes of You, Napoleon or Samia
     succeeding me... "

Tantras laughs heartily.  He can't think of any reason anyone would WANT to be
     the Dragon.  Red tape is just so passe.....
Angel says "figure that now, would ja?"
Melkir sets up the colmen lanterns and the big zapers and tents to watch
Dybs says "For-BAAAAA-theee-ian......"

Samia laughs outloud "You could not kill me, and you cannot outdo Shar
Shar says "Er..."
Tierlyn grins at Dybs.
Shar says "What say we...  compromise? I'll give you her soul back, in
     exchange for what used to be. I want my powers back. I spent them all
     propping up that idiot Frenchman! And I want *no* grudges from you! We
     start with a clean slate from here on!"
Dragon says "Okay... and?"
Shar says "and ONE more thing!"
Lorrick cheers!
Star CHEERS!!!
Moose oooos
Shar says "Just to keep you honest..."
auliya says "And?"
Star uh ohs
Moose :)+
Topher agrees with moose.
Dirk says "?"
Shar says "I want the Tower."
Shar says "The Magi's Tower."
Shar says "Forever."
Dragon says "He's a Daemon... and a Lawyer... there's ALWAYS an AND."
Bedouin says "Oh, no!"
Dragon says "WHAT?!"
Foolsbane says "Hey!"
Dragon frowns.
Dirk chuckles. "Cute..."
Tierlyn blinks.
Star smirks :> 

auliya jumps up and down and applauds! "Yes! The tower!"
Dirk says "Let him RENT it, Dragon"
Tantras says "No!   I still have to finish the Tomes quest!"
Foolsbane wanted the tower. :-)
Bedouin rethinks... Her soul... and the Dragon still running the mud... versus
     a silly old tower...
Druid tugs on Shar's sleeve.  "And a godbit for me.  And a godbit for me! :)"
Caern says "Oh yeah right, someone who can manufacture money pays rent. Right."
Rin says "build yer own tower, shar!"
Dragon says "Gods?  Wizards?  Citizens?  What say you... "
Star thinks it's worth it!

Hawk-Royal says "no"
Foolsbane says "Sure, why not."
Dirk says "Not the point. DRSAGON will still own it."
Dietz says "99 year lease."
You say "YES!!" to everyone.
auliya says "Do it! Do it!"
Dybs wants shar back.
Dragon says "Is Bedo's Soul worth it?"
Naibu says "Save Bedouin!"
Lorrick says thbbbt to shar. :-P
OliverJones says "@nuke him.  Bedouin will understand."
wapini nods..give him the tower.
You say "YES!" to everyone.
Lorrick says "SAVE BEDO!"
Ozzy says "Sounds okay to me."
Shar says "That's the deal, Dragon. One little piece of the realm, and my
     restoration."
Dirk shrugs.
Tierlyn yells "Go for it!"
Hawk-Royal says "@nuke him"
Avi says "Yes."

You say "Bedo's soul is worth MORE than a tower of the Magi!!!" to everyone.

Moose wants shar!
Samia smirks
Blackwolf says "Do SOMETHING already!"

Bedouin ums... Dragon?

Tierlyn lowers her voice.
Moose awwwws. nice big happy family
Rhuarc will take an absentie ballot
Ozzy says "The tower's a mess anyway; maybe she can clean it up a bit."
Topher would like Dragon & Bedo to stay. "If that's what it takes, do it."

Says WHO, Star?

auliya prepares to tacklehug Shar as soon as Dragon says yes.....
Dragon says "Caenr?"
Star wants Shar too!!
Dybs thinks Bedouin is worth more than half of all MUDcode!
Dragon says "Sorry, Caern?"
Alyssa pukes on Samia, even though she was COMMANDED not to. 
Shar says "'she', Ozzy?"
Nizam says "No. Runic Master is one of my favourites....:("
Caern says "Hmmm."
Dragon says "SHUSH!"

You say "Says the populous, from the sounds of it!" to everyone.

Caern says "A tower."
Caern says "Falling down."
Ozzy says "Sorry; bad fingers"
Tantras says "I still have to finish that one too!!!"
Ozzy says "He..."
Dragon says "Caern, it really is in the hands of Chaos... it always has been, I
     can't do anything about that... "
Modesty grins, "Ozzy's having a lot of gender confusion tonight, he called me
     'he'!"
Caern says "Whatta piecea real estate."
Caern says "Go for it!"
Dandrea says "that }i}iure isw3 Omn}/{~ri~"

Shar waits for an answer.
Druid says "@nuke Shar.  Rosminah will be back shortly.  She'll make a nice
     replacement consort."
Dragon says "Shar... it looks like you have a deal."
Bedouin looks eager. "My soul? Now make him give back my soul, please?"

Avi says "Do it!"
Melkir feels he missed something
Foolsbane grins
Samia smiles
Star CHEEERS!!!!!
OliverJones says "yes, Rosminah returns on the 15th.  make her your consort!"
Tierlyn laughs.
rat glares at Dandrea agasin. "Filthy mouth!"
Shar says "HAH!"
Make her BEG for it, Shar!!!
auliya jumps up and down for joy! "Shar's back!!! Yay!!!!"
OliverJones says "@nuke shar"
auliya tacklehugs Shar!
Dybs says "GIVE IT BACK, SHAR!"
Dirk wolcomes Shar back.
Hawk-Royal says "GIVE IT BACK"
Dandrea says "~r~~r~}~r"

BEDO WANTS HER SOUL!!

Star hugs Shar!
Moose says "Tie it to the tower, shar!  We want HER around, too!"
Shar says "NOT yet."
You say "Do it Shar - give it back!" to everyone.
Dandrea glar~res }i{_}iba}ick }}it~r rat
Dragon says "What... another "ONE MORE THING?""
Star frowns
Topher says "Shar, you made a deal."
Dybs grabs Shar by the short hairs and mutters, "Give it bak\ck!'
Dirk chuckles.
Hawk-Royal says "you did"
Topher cursed lawyers.
Topher says "cursed lawyers."
Avi says "Shar, you swindler!"
Hawk-Royal walks up to shar
Dirk says "Did you read the fine print, Dragon?"

Shar says "My power first, Dragon. Then the soul. Then the Tower. Without my
     powers, I'll have no way to escape if you welch..."

Dybs says "NO!"
Star nods... fair enough...

Dragon sighs.  "Such lack of trust... 
Topher says "Dragon's honorable!"
Dragon types --> @set Shar = GOD
Shar LAUGHS!
Topher eeps.

ex +god
[ Trustees: Shar,  Crapaud,  Newt,  Mortis,  Rork,  Caern,  Legolas,  Persia, 
     Dragon,  Bedouin,  Jopsy ]

Tantras says "Only if we can get that from you in writing."
Kyrie says "sounds like a lawyer to me.."

Bedouin figdits. "Soul? Soul? NOW??"
Shar raises his arms into the air, howling with laughter as godhood flows back
     into his frame. Power courses along his limbs and sparks fly from his eyes
     as his body swells and darkens. The Daemon Lord is back...
Dragon keeps backups of course. ;-)

Foolsbane says "He's godded."
Dybs says "Shar, no ... give back the soul."

My god.. it's full of shars.
wapini grins.
Foolsbane laughs!!!
Mortis says "Argh!!!!!"

Shar says "I suppose I *did* make a deal..."
Dragon says "And now... yes... you did. :-)"
Star looks at Shar....and smiles
Shar holds out his hand, and in a wisp of smoke a small, iron box appears in
     his palm. With a grudging scowl, he holds the box out to the Dragon. "I
     believe this was my part of the deal..."

rat laughs!
Moose cheers quietly
Dirk chuckles.
Dybs says "Yes, you did - and you're an honorable man .. now give it back"
Tantras peeks over Topher's shoulder.
Hawk-Royal puts his hand on his sword

Dragon says "Not for me, thanks, I have no use for souls... Please... reattach
     it to Bedouin... permanently!"

Avi  says "Yay"
Shar scowls...
Star smiles, ear to ear!

Bedouin hesitantly looks...
Shar peers at Bedouin. "I always knew this thing would come in handy..."
Bedouin says "Shar... you promised..."
Shar hrmphs, but pries the box open anyway. A sprinkling of sand slips out and
     is caught on a draft. The sand catches fire as it flies, giving off a
     scent of desert winds. It whirls through the space between the box and
     Bedouin, then surrounds her, flaring like the sun. And then the light is
     gone. And all is right with the realm, once more.

Foolsbane says "Congrats, Bedo. How does it feel?"
Topher cheers.
Shar tosses the empty box away.
Dirk says "Congrats, Bedo/"
Kyrie says "Neato!"
Star wonders if Bedo know what to DO with it now - been a while!
Topher catches the box.
Bedouin HUGS Shar! Welcome home, darlin' :-)
Lorrick expects a james brown joke..
Dybs says "HORRAY!"

Foolsbane says "Years."
stargazer cheers
Dragon grins and kisses the Bedouin and her soul. :-)
Tantras peeks in the box...
Star CHEEEEERRRRRSSSS!!!!!!
Dirk says "Welcome back, Shar."
Dragon says "And finally... "
Naibu says "YaY!"
Hawk-Royal leaves his hand on his sword
Moose smiles softly
Dandrea says "hot tub!"
Dybs hugs Shar.
Topher shows everyone the empty box.
The crowds errupt into wild cheering.

Dragon types --> @chown +TowerOfMagi = Shar
Shar says "There's one thing left, Dragon..."

You say "Finally??" to everyone.
Dybs hugs Beduin.
Samia bows before Star
Star nods
Modesty says "woo, Dragon kissed in public"
Shar says "Ah, THAT was it..."
Samia says "before Shar, that is :)"
Crapaud says "NOOOTTTT BYYYY MYYYYY LIIIIIFFFEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
You say "Awww, Samia... not before me?" to everyone.
Foolsbane says "Uh oh!"
soren steps out of the shadows...
Tierlyn whimpers and covers her head with her wings.
Star u ohs!
soren says "What?"
Topher says "Again with the fighting?"
Hawk-Royal waves
Melkir says "NOW What"

Shar smiles at Samia. "Amateur. You should have known there was room for only
     ONE God of Evil here..."

Hawk-Royal says "i gotta go"
Foolsbane sighs. "Just when you thought it was safe to mud again!"
Michelyn says "Amazing ...simply amazing"
Crapaud has turned soren into a toad.
stargazer sits down again
Foolsbane points out that Crapaud really *is* a god.
wapini wonders who crapaud is?
Druid says "Oh geez."

Samia bows her head "perhaps you are right... I have been defeated, twice

Abbot shouts "I may never scribe again after a night like this!!!  Oy does my
     pen hand have a cramp!"

Crapaud says "I am the French Avatar of the Great and Powerful Toad."
Crapaud says "I followed Napoleon here, to regain this land for my cousin!"

wapini ahs.
Naibu shudders.
Hawk-Royal dropped A chocolate toad named soren.

Crapaud says "You have ALL failed me!"

Modesty says "Oh good lord."

Dragon says "Crapaud... this realm is NOT FOR SALE."
Crapaud says "I will KILL you."

Lorrick says "What?  is this feature an enemy night?"
Dybs hands the Abbot a tube of BenGay.
Moose smacks his forehead
Alyssa pukes. "Haven't we had enough of this shit yet?"

Shar steps on Crapaud.

Tierlyn giggles uncontrollably, sending small downy feathers flying everywhere.
Milana sighs.
Foolsbane lol at Lorrick.

*squish*

Darkling smiles a rather toothy grin 
Crapaud has turned Marie into a toad.
Ozzy is getting tired of this...
Samia says "Marie, my child!"
Hawk-Royal waves

Crapaud says "Arrrgh!"
Samia says "You have killed my child Crapaud!"
From behind a curtain is heard a croaking. "Dragon, do you remember this
     voice?"
Samia cries...
Foolsbane uh oh's again!
Naibu says "Your child?"
OliverJones says "And only when we thought it was over after 2 hours covering
     45 minutes of information."
Avi whistles away the hours.
Melkir says "Dragon, This is your life...."
Dybs cracks up!

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wapini                        00:02  22s
Melkir                        00:07  12s
Xevious                       00:08   2m
Dandrea                       00:09  56s
Dandrea                       00:15  11m
wai                           00:16   3m
Samia                         00:18  24s
Tantras                       00:19  23s
Dandrea                       00:20  20m
Newt                          00:22   3s
Michelyn                      00:27   2m
Dandrea                       00:31  25m
Alyssa                        00:34  58s
Rin                           00:35   1m
Nizam                         00:38   4m
Dandrea                       00:40  31m
Shar                          00:40   3s
Randall                       00:48   1m
Seika                         00:50  33s
stargazer                     00:52   1m
Tierlyn                       00:58  12s
Tugger                        01:01   1m
A chocolate toad named Marie      01:18  21m
Kyrie                         01:22   3m
Napoleon                      01:23   1h
Gustavef                      01:28   2m
Naibu                         01:35  20s
Hawk-Royal                    01:37  11s
guest2                        01:36   1h
rat                           01:43   1m
shadi                         01:44   2m
Czhorat                       01:46   1m
Foolsbane                     01:50  21s
Rotwang                       01:53  19m
Lorrick                       01:54  31s
Moose                         01:58  41s
Clarissa                      02:02   1s
Blackwolf                     02:05  13s
China                         02:14  54s
Gyra                          02:17   1h
Shell                         02:21   1h
Malacar                       02:33   2h
Darkling                      02:36  50s
Dragon                        02:38   1m
Wysceroth                     02:42   1m
Ozzy                          02:49  44s
Milana                        02:52   0s
Cray                          02:56  34m
Elaine                        02:58   1m
auliya                        03:06   4s
Dirk                          03:10   1m
Rhuarc                        03:12   1m
A chocolate toad named Samia      03:14   1h
A chocolate toad named Bluff      03:04  50m
A chocolate toad named Athurian      03:04  36m
Star                          03:21   0s
Angel                         03:24   1m
Fizzgig                       03:27   1s
Avi                           03:29  17s
Raven                         03:39   1h
Modesty                       03:53  55s
Topher                        03:59   1m
Caern                         04:00   5m
Mortis                        04:01   1m
Bedouin                       04:09   3m
Dybs                          04:52   1s
Shelly                        08:49   8h
Jander                        09:37   4h
Gregory                       21:36   4h
snooze                        21:36   6h
rebrane                    1d 01:11   1d
Fudge                      1d 19:04   1m
OliverJones                2d 08:54  19s
Druid                      2d 09:41  54s
Dietz                      2d 10:02   8m
roark                      3d 15:46   6h
storm                      9d 19:56   1d
Thoth                     10d 00:11   7h
Deinos                    10d 00:11   2m
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		ONE LAST BODY COUNT - LOOK AT ALL THE TOADS!
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Blackwolf yawns
Dragon says "Aie yi."
Foolsbane comforts Samia.
Samia falls to her knees crying
Tantras dropped A chocolate toad named soren.
Samia says "Caern!"
* Samia has changed their name to Mara.
Star looks at all the toads on the who list.... Yummy!
Caern says "alas, there is nothing I can do."
Moose disappears into the shadows...
Mara says "Caern!"
Kyrie says "OK, so, who's behind the curtain?"
Dybs who's
shadi says "i'll share them with you star."
Shar slips over to auliya, smiling. "It has been FAR too long, my dear." He
     takes her hand and plants a kiss upon it.
Druid points to the WHO list.  "Looks like you're next, Star."
rat says "Pay no attention.."
Mara says "I am the alter ego of Samia..."
auliya smiles and pulls Shar into a hug.
Darkling says "oy"
Alyssa cheers for no apparant reason.
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Mara says "the one you loved and deceived you..."
l Mara
You see a young woman, in her middle twenties.  She has short black hair and
     large brown eyes.  She is plain, but you can see passion and sadness in
     her eyes. A lone tear runs down her face.  She wears a simple gown and
     goes barefoot.
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Mara says "Kill me and with me you'll kill all memories of her"
Shar makes a note of disposing of his spy-body for the night...
Mara kneels before Caern
Dybs says "Oh My!  You'll be a long time sortin' thi9s one out!"
Shar has turned grant into a toad.
Melkir says "Well, I'll give it a 5, but I STILL can't dance to it"
Mara says "Do it now!"
Dragon shouts "Thank you all for participating in our 5th year
     Revolution/abdication/re-godding/catchall mishmash of many things!"
Caern sighs.
Mara says "goodbye my friends"
Caern says "Very well."
Avi  laughs because of Melkir
Star cheers!
Czhorat says "is it over?"
Lorrick smiles and claps!
Naibu says "YAY!"
Caern says "Goodbye, Samia."
Alyssa says "PARTICIPATING???"

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		ANNOUNCEMENTS AT THE END!!!
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Dragon shouts "I'd like to announce two or three little things before we close
     up completely..."
Lorrick HUGZ dragon! :)
Caern has turned Mara into a toad.
Naibu says "Happy Fifth Anniversary Everyone!"
auliya says "Birthday party, Dragon...it's also our birthday party!"
Dybs hugs Shar Dragon Bedouin
Melkir says "THANK GODS ITS OVER!!!"
Gustavef thinks last years roast was a bit less mental taking and drainging.
Mortis awaits the spam that awaits him in tonights nighly log mailing
Foolsbane sees a line of many people wanting to be toaded lining up.
Rin claps.
OliverJones points suddenly at the Eastern Gate.  "Look it's the energizer
     bunny!  It keeps going and going and going!"
Star pops champaign corks!
Dybs hugs everyoine else too
Rhuarc wakes up. (*Snort*) "Did I miss anything?"
Seika types --> And birthday parties go on all night!
Lorrick snuggles nexta angel . :)
Shar says "You're welcome, Melkir."
Kyrie says "yadda,yadda,yadda,blah,blah,blah,wubbitta,wubbitta,wubbitta....."



Dragon shouts "During the Battle... Rin and Lorrick were deputized as
     WIZARDS... should they choose to accept the titles, they are now theirs to
     keep!"



Modesty says "Hurrah!"
Dirk says "Shar! Welcome back."
Tierlyn cheers mightily.
Naibu hugs RIN!
Modesty throws her hat in the air
Ozzy says "yeah!"
Foolsbane says "Yay!"
Naibu hugs LORRICK!
Melkir smiles at Shar, "I hope your not WORSE then Samia, she annoyed me" :-)
Lorrick smiles.
You say "CONGRATS!!!!" to everyone.
wapini grins..Congrats!
Lorrick hrmsmmssssss at rin.
Star hugs Lorrick and Rin!!!
Dirk says "Congrats, Rin, Lorrick."
Dietz wonders if it's possible to reach brevet god status
Angel snuggles next to Lorrick
Dybs hugs Rin.
Rhuarc bows to the two people he voted for a month ago
Deinos says "Yeeks!!! Wizard Evil Maze Builders!! Two of 'em!"
Dybs hugs Lorrick


Dragon shouts "And 2)  We've topped out at over 105 players online... a record
     for us by far! :-)"



auliya nudges Melkir. "He's much worse....trust me."
Lorrick ACCEPTS!
Dandrea says "I'd hug iN~ th{g }iline noise let me"
Shar says "Melkir. Dear, dear Melkir...."
Tierlyn grins at Deinos.
Lorrick Hugz all back!
Topher cheers!
Bedouin hugs Rin and Lorrick congrats!
Darkling says "congrats"
Rin accepts too!
Shar says "I'm MUCH worse."
Rotwang says "congratulations"
Dragon shouts "Thank you for participating!"
Star CHHERS!!!
Alyssa cheers her daddy-Lorrick and hugs him tightly!
Melkir says "Just what I wanted to hear..."
Dybs cheers Andy!!!
Rin and Lorrick dance around..
Lorrick dances with rin!
Alyssa then turns around and pukes again from all the stress.
rat farts so hard that he blows all the fur off his rear end.
Tierlyn hugs everybody interested in being hugged, and tsks at poor Alyssa.
Rin grins at lorrick.. so listen, i was thinking.. we could reconfigure
     tinylondon.. make it a bit more mazelike..
auliya shouts "Three cheers for Dragon!"
Star steps FAR away from rat
Foolsbane thinks bolemia is a sad state.
Lorrick Nods.
auliya shouts "Hip Hip hurrah!"
Naibu giggles at Rin.
Melkir hands lyss a towel
Lorrick says "Traps! more traps!"
Dybs says "Hip, hip Horray!"
Dandrea }ilol w3at ra{_txD
Tierlyn says "Hip hip hooray!"
Rhuarc likes Rin's ideal
You say "OH NO!" to everyone.
Bedouin shouts "Hip Hip Horray!"
Dandrea says "}isahit"
Shar chuckles at Rin and Lorrick. "I like these two Dragon... They have some
     good ideas, from the sound of it.."
Rhuarc says "I agree with Dandrea"
You say "NOT A MAZE!!!" to everyone.
Gustavef sighs and raises his glass in salute.
Dietz says "What Dandrea said!"
Foolsbane laughs!
Dragon shouts "Please--.. be careful... the town is a mess and will be for a
     while until things are cleaned up from the battle..."
Druid pffts.  "Weeks of plotting and changing sides and all I got was killed."
Dandrea cries
Foolsbane says "What Star said!"
Lorrick quells himself for safety.
Tantras cries.  "Great... I haven't even got QE yet and they're working on
     making things worse already... *sigh*
Bedouin reminds Rin and Lorrick that she and the Dragon still hold the power of
     @nuke...
Dybs consoles druid.
Gustavef says "we will give you a T-shirt too Druid :)"
auliya shakes her head and snorts. 'When you throw a party, Dragon.....'
Tierlyn grins at Druid. "Hey, could be worse. All I did was show up and got
     killed within thirty seconds."
Melkir chuckles
Star cheers for the new Wizards!!!
Lorrick blushes profusely.
Rin grins at bedo. we'll try to remember..
Lorrick HUGZ mortis. :)
Avi congradulates the new Wizards.
Mortis grinz :)
Naibu heads off.
Shar says "Manual labor, Rhuarc. Always a good idea."
Dybs says "And you know something?  You got it ended before 10:00PM!  THAT's
     talent!  That's TIMINMNG!!!!"
Melkir says "Well this will be something to tell the newbies"
Tugger finds his head that was taken off by a stray cannonball, cleans the dirt
     off itand puts it back on.
Kyrie can't imagine hugging death...
* Dragon just turned off the windy flag here.
Dirk starts to hug all around, as it is nearly time for him to go.
Foolsbane hugs Lorrick and Rin again. :-)
auliya hugs all around and runs off to bed....she's in the wrong time zone for
     all this fun.
Angel kissles her fiancee wizard...
Lorrick HUGZ FB back!
Foolsbane hugs auliya bye!
Czhorat has one thing to say...
Dybs hugs auliya
Rhuarc TICKLEHUGZ (not a typo) Rin and Lorrick
Melkir Starts a drum rool
Czhorat says "Fare-thee-well, all. It's been a good trip."
Shar says "Chocolate works too, Rhuarc..."
Melkir says "roll even"
Tierlyn grins and joins the general hugfest.
Star huggles Lorky-Baby!
Lorrick kisses Angel, and it looks like that photo of the sailor kissing the
     woman in the middle of the parade after wwII
Dybs hugs Foolsbane, 'cause he hasn't yet this evening.

Dragon shouts "-- And no... I'm not abdicating --  ;-)"

Alyssa sadly hugs Czhorat goodbye
Tierlyn blinks at Czhorat. "You going somewhere?"
Lorrick HUGZ STAR!
Czhorat turns around and slowly walks home, perhaps for the last time. A trail
     of tears follows him.
Star chuckles. 
You say "Thanks Dragon!"
wapini waves good nite!
Ender tips his hat in greeting.
Star hugs Dragon's tail
Foolsbane hugs Dybs.
shadi welcomes dragon back to his rightful place
Rin shouts "ANY QE'S WHO HAVEN'T FILLED OUT THE SURVEY YET, I NEED THEM..
     SOON!"
Shar says "Hello Ender. Welcome to the conclusion."
Tierlyn grins at Rin.
Melkir smiles at Dragon, "I liked it :-) Pretty Cewl"
Gustavef pick up his empth glass and robe, whipes the dried blood of and head
     on away
Ender says "Rin, I need a survey..."

Bedouin shouts "And I'm not stepping down as Consort, either. You're stuck with
     both of us."

Shar shuts down the log
Dybs smakks ender in his
Dragon says "Thanks Melkir! :-)"
Lorrick quickly searches for his survey..
Darkling says "adios all!"
Dragon says "God that was a lot of work. :-)"
Deinos wouldnt' have it any other way, Bedo. :)
You say "yoy!!  Happy day!!!"
shadi waves goodnite
Darkling suddenly fades away into mist and floats almost invisibly back home.
Star shuts her log too